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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2008, 09:25:29 AM »


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One of My friend belong to village call Manan. One girl marriage was setteled and groom's father came to see the girl and liked her and told to girl's father that MAIRO CHAL DILLI MAI NOKERI KARU HAMUKE CHELI PASAND CHHU BAAT PAKKI SAMJHO than girl's father asked TUMAR CHELO KAI NOKERI KARU DILLI MAI, he said WO DEKCHI DEPARTMENT MAI KAECHHI CAMANDER CHHU, girl's father was very happy that his would be son_in_law is a cammander and he said yes than they got married when she went to Delhi she found out that he works in a hottel her dream got shatterd than she told all to her father her father got mad and immidiate went to his SAMDUR and told him you cheated on him his SAMNDI told that he didn't lie anything MER CHELO K TA KAM DEKCHI AND KARCHI DAGAR CHHU AUR WO TO IN SAB MAI CAMANDER CHU UK BOSS UKE CAMMANDER BOLU CHHA.
 
 
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #81 on: February 09, 2008, 04:26:12 PM »


VEERY GOOD SIR JI.
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One of My friend belong to village call Manan. One girl marriage was setteled and groom's father came to see the girl and liked her and told to girl's father that MAIRO CHAL DILLI MAI NOKERI KARU HAMUKE CHELI PASAND CHHU BAAT PAKKI SAMJHO than girl's father asked TUMAR CHELO KAI NOKERI KARU DILLI MAI, he said WO DEKCHI DEPARTMENT MAI KAECHHI CAMANDER CHHU, girl's father was very happy that his would be son_in_law is a cammander and he said yes than they got married when she went to Delhi she found out that he works in a hottel her dream got shatterd than she told all to her father her father got mad and immidiate went to his SAMDUR and told him you cheated on him his SAMNDI told that he didn't lie anything MER CHELO K TA KAM DEKCHI AND KARCHI DAGAR CHHU AUR WO TO IN SAB MAI CAMANDER CHU UK BOSS UKE CAMMANDER BOLU CHHA.
 
 

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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #82 on: February 23, 2008, 09:48:54 AM »


Meena Rana Ji told yesterday during a recording, a mosquito entered into her mouth and her whole day schedule spoiled due to th is.

sometime it happens unknowinly..
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #83 on: February 25, 2008, 02:49:20 PM »

if you have similar ones, kindly share...
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #84 on: February 25, 2008, 02:59:43 PM »
Ye Ghatna Real hai.. Jo Meri "Daadi Jee Ki Devraani" ke saath hui..
Un dino Gaanv me Ghadi(Clock) nayi nayi aayi thi... So gaanv ke bujurg logo ko iske baare me jyada pta nahi tha...

To Meri "Daadi Jee ki Devraaani" khet me gyi hui thi.. Saath me 1 bujurg Mahila bhi kaam kar rhi thi.. Daadi jee ne khaa "5 baaj gyo nahal..Athaa Dheel Hai ge..ab ghar jaan che"(5 Baj Gye Honge, Bahot der Ho Gyi hai, Ab Ghar Jaana Chahiye)... To Un Bujurg mahila ne khaa.. "Tu yaa Chhe, to ko bajuno uke ghar me.."(Tu to yha hai.. Fir Ghar pe use kon bjaa rha hai)  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #85 on: February 25, 2008, 03:07:53 PM »
Ye Upar waali ghatna 1980's ki hai....

1 Or Real Ghatna jo 1990s ki.. or Humaare Gaanv(Lachhima) Ki Hi Hai....

Un Dino Gaanv Me Bijli ke Liye Nepaali Majdoor Kandhe Pe rakh ke "POL" Laa rhe the... Kariban 8-10 pol The.. So 24-25 majdoor.. Gaanv ke logo ne jab ye dekha to.. "Barnkaat"(AXE), Banyaath(Long Draanti) etc.. leke unke saamne aa gye ki.. Chor aa gye hai gaanv me ajeeb hatiyaar leke.... Jab Majduro ne Baat samjaahyi.. Tan Jaake Gaanv Waale shant Hue.. or Embarass bhi Hue... aaj tak is baat ko yaad kiya jaata.. Haha.. hehe ;D ;D
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #86 on: February 25, 2008, 03:43:02 PM »
महराज.

रिस्की जी... न हो पाठक जी ..

बहुत बढिया हास्य घटना प्रस्तुत है है आप ने (१ कर्मा) देना ही पड़ेगा आपको ..

जय हो तुमरी..


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Ye Ghatna Real hai.. Jo Meri "Daadi Jee Ki Devraani" ke saath hui..
Un dino Gaanv me Ghadi(Clock) nayi nayi aayi thi... So gaanv ke bujurg logo ko iske baare me jyada pta nahi tha...

To Meri "Daadi Jee ki Devraaani" khet me gyi hui thi.. Saath me 1 bujurg Mahila bhi kaam kar rhi thi.. Daadi jee ne khaa "5 baaj gyo nahal..Athaa Dheel Hai ge..ab ghar jaan che"(5 Baj Gye Honge, Bahot der Ho Gyi hai, Ab Ghar Jaana Chahiye)... To Un Bujurg mahila ne khaa.. "Tu yaa Chhe, to ko bajuno uke ghar me.."(Tu to yha hai.. Fir Ghar pe use kon bjaa rha hai)  ;D ;D ;D
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पहाडो मे उलटी के किस्से ?????
« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2008, 03:53:35 PM »

महराज ..

यह घटना मेरे गाव के इलाके की है..

कुछ लोग एक मन्दिर मे जा रहे थे... आपको पता है पहाडो मे महिंद्रा के जीप चलती है जिसमे पीछे बैठने की ब्व्स्था अजीब होती है..  जीप मे भीड़ बहुत थी ३ लोग एक लाइन और तीन लोग एक लाइन मे बीच मे रख दी बकरी, जिसे कटना था.. 

अब देखिये किस्सा...... जीप मे हो गए अधिक लोग उलटी करने वाले.. पर महिंद्रा जीप मे उलटी करने के लिए एक ही रास्ता.. लिहाजा सारे लोगो ने बकरी के पीठ पर उलटी कर डाली... ..

अब देखिये बकरी का रंग ही बदल गया ....... 

जैसे की आप को पता है, हमारे पहाडो मे रिवाज है बकरी को मंदिरों मे काटने के पहले उस पर पानी डालना पड़ता है और जब वह पीठ हिलाती तो समझ लो बकरी की मुंडी काट दो.. इसे कहते है बर्काना..

अब देखो इन लोगो ने सोचा बकरी को जरा धो दे, जाडो के दिन.. जिसे ही बकरी को धोया.. बकरी ठंड से हो गए वेहोश ...

अब क्या करे..... . इन लोगो ने बकरी को बिना बर्काए मुंडी काट डाली....
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2008, 04:04:23 PM »
Quote from: RiskyPathak on February 25, 2008, 03:07:53 PM
Ye Upar waali ghatna 1980's ki hai....

1 Or Real Ghatna jo 1990s ki.. or Humaare Gaanv(Lachhima) Ki Hi Hai....

Un Dino Gaanv Me Bijli ke Liye Nepaali Majdoor Kandhe Pe rakh ke "POL" Laa rhe the... Kariban 8-10 pol The.. So 24-25 majdoor.. Gaanv ke logo ne jab ye dekha to.. "Barnkaat"(AXE), Banyaath(Long Draanti) etc.. leke unke saamne aa gye ki.. Chor aa gye hai gaanv me ajeeb hatiyaar leke.... Jab Majduro ne Baat samjaahyi.. Tan Jaake Gaanv Waale shant Hue.. or Embarass bhi Hue... aaj tak is baat ko yaad kiya jaata.. Haha.. hehe ;D ;D

क्या बात है रिस्की भाई, मजा आ गया।
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Re: हास्य घटनाये - FUNNY INCIDENTS !!
« Reply #89 on: February 25, 2008, 04:05:45 PM »

Namaskar Mahar JI,

pure pure Neta lag rahe ho sir ji.


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Quote from: RiskyPathak on February 25, 2008, 03:07:53 PM
Ye Upar waali ghatna 1980's ki hai....

1 Or Real Ghatna jo 1990s ki.. or Humaare Gaanv(Lachhima) Ki Hi Hai....

Un Dino Gaanv Me Bijli ke Liye Nepaali Majdoor Kandhe Pe rakh ke "POL" Laa rhe the... Kariban 8-10 pol The.. So 24-25 majdoor.. Gaanv ke logo ne jab ye dekha to.. "Barnkaat"(AXE), Banyaath(Long Draanti) etc.. leke unke saamne aa gye ki.. Chor aa gye hai gaanv me ajeeb hatiyaar leke.... Jab Majduro ne Baat samjaahyi.. Tan Jaake Gaanv Waale shant Hue.. or Embarass bhi Hue... aaj tak is baat ko yaad kiya jaata.. Haha.. hehe ;D ;D

क्या बात है रिस्की भाई, मजा आ गया।

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