Articles By Bhisma Kukreti - श्री भीष्म कुकरेती जी के लेख

[Bhishma Kukreti]

Best  Harmless Garhwali Literature Humor , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Literature Comedy Skits  , Jokes  ; Garhwali Literature  Satire , Jokes ;  Garhwali Wit Literature  , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Sarcasm Literature , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Skits Literature  , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Vyangya   , Jokes   ;  Garhwali Hasya , Jokes   ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स

              कुछ बत्तुं तैं बिंगण /समजण /सिखण मा पचास साल लग गेन

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            चबोड़ , चखन्यौ , चचराट संपादन   :::   भीष्म कुकरेती   

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जी हाँ भौत सा ब्त्थ सिखणम मि तैं पचास साल लग गेन।

जन कि हॉबी अर पागलपन मा कुछ जादा फरक नि हूंद।

जु तुमर दगड़ अपण धरम साझी करण चांदन याने समझाण चांदन वु तुमर धरम का बारा मा कतै नि समझण चांदन।

बड़ी तनखा वळि नौकरी /करियर अर सुखी  जिंदगी मा भोत फरक हूंद।

कुछ बि ह्वे जावो    .... 'वीं' बात तै क्वी ना क्वी तो गंभीरता पूर्वक ल्यालो ही।

कै तै नि पड़ीं रौंदी कि तुम अच्छो नाचो तो मंडाण, घड्यळ,  शादी ब्यौ अर खौळ -म्याळ मा जनि बि च नाच ल्यावो।

एक बात च कि हरेक  उमर  वाळ , क्वी बि लिंग , कै बि क्षेत्र का हो हम सब मानवुं मा  एक बात एकता लांद  अर वा बात च कि हरेक मानव अफु तै सबसे होशियार माणदो।

तुमर दगड्या तुम से प्यार करदन।

अर मि तै पता चल गे कि  गढ़वळि मा कथगा बि ल्याखो बड़ो लेखक तो अंग्रेजी या हिंदी का लेखक ही माने जालो ना कि गढ़वाली लेखक। यद्यपि श्री नरेंद्र कठैत जीन स्वीकार नि करण।


12 /12 /15 ,Bhishma Kukreti , Mumbai India
*लेख की   घटनाएँ ,  स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख में  कथाएँ , चरित्र , स्थान केवल व्यंग्य रचने  हेतु उपयोग किये गए हैं।

Best of Garhwali Humor Literature in Garhwali Language , Jokes  ; Best of Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language Literature ; Best of  Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language  Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Ridicule in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Mockery in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes    ; Best of  Send-up in Garhwali Language Literature  ; Best of  Disdain in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes  ; Best of  Hilarity in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language  Literature   ;  Best of Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language Literature  from Pauri Garhwal , Jokes  ; Best of Himalayan Satire Literature in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal  ; Best of Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal  ; Best of North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal  ; Best of Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal  ; Best of Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal   ;  Best of Mockery  in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal  ; Best of Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal   ; Best of Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar    ;
Garhwali Vyangya, Jokes  ; Garhwali Hasya , Jokes ;  Garhwali skits , Jokes  ; Garhwali short Skits, Jokes , Garhwali Comedy Skits , Jokes , Humorous Skits in Garhwali , Jokes, Wit Garhwali Skits , Jokes
गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स , उत्तराखंडी जोक्स , गढ़वाली हास्य मुहावरे
                    स्वच्छ भारत  , स्वच्छ भारत , बुद्धिमान भारत! 

[Bhishma Kukreti]

Best  Harmless Garhwali Literature Humor , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Literature Comedy Skits  , Jokes  ; Garhwali Literature  Satire , Jokes ;  Garhwali Wit Literature  , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Sarcasm Literature , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Skits Literature  , Jokes  ;  Garhwali Vyangya   , Jokes   ;  Garhwali Hasya , Jokes   ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स

                        हास्य के बारे में विचारकों के उद्धरण !

                            हौंसक बारा मा जणगरों बोल !

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              संकलन    :::   भीष्म कुकरेती   

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यदि मीम हास्य बुद्धि (sense of humor ) नि होंद त मीन कैदिन आत्महत्या कर दीण छौ (महात्मा गांधी )

हौंस आदिम तै समळौण / याद दिलांद बल आदिम कथगा बि ऊँची राजगद्दी मा बैठो , पर बैठण वैन नितंबों  का बल ही च। (टाकी )

मनिख तै निछौंदी (जु नी च ) का क्षतिपूर्ति /ऐवज मा कल्पना दिए गे अर जु वो च वांक सांतनवा मा हौंस दिए गे।  (फ्रांसिस बैकोन )

जब सब्युं समिण जब खजी लगो अर समाज ब्वालो कि तुम सब्युं समिण फलण जगा मा नि कने सकदा तब हास्य पैदा हूंद। (टॉम वाल्स )

हास्य लोगुं तै जुड़द।  मेरी समज मा संयुक्त राष्ट्र मा हरेक कुर्सी मा हास्य उत्पादक गद्दी लगाण चयेंद। (रौन डेन्टिजर )

व्यवहारिक बुद्धि (Common sens ) अर हास्य बुद्धि (Sense of Humor ) एकी छन। हास्य बुद्धि याने व्यवहारिक बुद्धि को नाच। (विलियम जेम्स )

भगवानन आदिम अर औरत बणै अर फिर विध्वंस रुकणो बान हास्य की खोज  कार। ( बिल केलि )

हास्य याने तर्क का बौळयाण (पागल हूण )  ( ग्रुसो मार्क्स )

हास्य गंभीर हूणों वास्ता मजाकिया सस्तो रस्ता च।  (पीटर युस्टिनोव )

सावधान - हास्य आपक बीमारी का वास्ता घातक सिद्ध ह्वे सकद। (इलि कार्ट्ज )

हास्य दुःख तै खेल समझणो एक तरीका च (मैक्स ईस्टमैन )



12/12 /15 ;  Bhishma Kukreti , Mumbai India
*लेख की   घटनाएँ ,  स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख में  कथाएँ , चरित्र , स्थान केवल व्यंग्य रचने  हेतु उपयोग किये गए हैं।

Best of Garhwali Humor Literature in Garhwali Language , Jokes  ; Best of Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language Literature ; Best of  Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language  Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Ridicule in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Mockery in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes    ; Best of  Send-up in Garhwali Language Literature  ; Best of  Disdain in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes  ; Best of  Hilarity in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language  Literature   ;  Best of Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language Literature  from Pauri Garhwal , Jokes  ; Best of Himalayan Satire Literature in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal  ; Best of Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal  ; Best of North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal  ; Best of Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal  ; Best of Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal   ;  Best of Mockery  in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal  ; Best of Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal   ; Best of Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar    ;
Garhwali Vyangya, Jokes  ; Garhwali Hasya , Jokes ;  Garhwali skits , Jokes  ; Garhwali short Skits, Jokes , Garhwali Comedy Skits , Jokes , Humorous Skits in Garhwali , Jokes, Wit Garhwali Skits , Jokes
गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स , उत्तराखंडी जोक्स , गढ़वाली हास्य मुहावरे
                    स्वच्छ भारत  , स्वच्छ भारत , बुद्धिमान भारत!

[Bhishma Kukreti]

   British Army capturing Nahan, Himachal

            Nepalese Anglo War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -84
History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -200   
             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -726

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

                 After capturing Dehradun Garhwal, British decided for capturing Nahan and other regions of Himachal.
  Colonel Maubi marched with army from Dehradun towards Nahan on 5th December 1814. Through Kheda valley, his troop reached to Saharanpur region. On 19th December 1814, his troop camped in Himachal seven mile far away from Nahan. Major General Martindale (in place of Gillespie) reached there for commanding Third battalion. Nahan city was at the height of 3000 Feet. From west of Kali River, the Nepalese commanders as Bamshah, Balbhadra, Ranjor and Amar Singh Thapa ran away from their base camps and hide in unknown places in Hilly regions. Their strategy was to defend British army at Higher altitude. Amar Singh Thapa advised Ranjor to take shelter at Jaithok Garhi (Fort) that was in north to Nahan and at higher altitude than Nahan.
British army captured Nahan on 24th December 1814 without any resistance from Nepalese Army.


(From wittings of Fraser, Prinsep and Premble)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 13/12//2015
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -727
*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts ...
Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories
Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal
Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda
Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race
Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal
I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal
L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:
Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 
Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173
B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas
Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha
Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations
Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon
Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press
Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh
A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps
Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1
Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya
J B Fraser , Asiatic Research
Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered
Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal
Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern
Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti
John Premble, Invasion of Nepal
Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal
Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company
Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler
Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon
Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)
Basu, Rise of Christian Power in India)
Moti Lal Ghosh, an article in Amrit Bazar Patrika
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History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; 
Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par  Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal

[Bhishma Kukreti]

                               Worries of Nepal King

            Nepalese Anglo War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -85
History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -201   
             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -727

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)
      As soon as British army captured Doon valley, the Nepalese Officers stationed in Garhwal and Kumaun informed to Nepal King. The Nepalese officers informed about British Army marching for capturing Nahan. Nepal King had information that One British Army battalion marching to Butbal & Palpa from Gorakhpur and other battalion marching towards Makwanpur from Tiruhut. The young Nepal King Geevarnyudhvikramshah was in terror. He asked a few soldiers for hiding in Tarai and some in west.
   In past Amar Singh advised the King to have friendly alliance with British. However, the King refused to do so. Now, king sent message to Ranjor staying at Jaikoth to have accord with British. The king was ready for leaving rights on disputed 22 villages. Even the King was ready for leaving rights on Doon valley and Tarai of Himachal. The king was worried about Nepal Kingdom
(From wittings of Fraser, Prinsep and Premble)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 14/12//2015
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -728
*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts ...
Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories
Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal
Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda
Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race
Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal
I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal
L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:
Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 
Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173
B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas
Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha
Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations
Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon
Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press
Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh
A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps
Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1
Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya
J B Fraser , Asiatic Research
Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered
Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal
Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern
Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti
John Premble, Invasion of Nepal
Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal
Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company
Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler
Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon
Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)
Basu, Rise of Christian Power in India)
Moti Lal Ghosh, an article in Amrit Bazar Patrika
XXX
History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; 
Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par  Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal

[Bhishma Kukreti]

Best  Harmless Garhwali Literature Humor , Jokes on baldness  ;  Garhwali Literature Comedy Skits  , Jokes  on baldness; Garhwali Literature  Satire , Jokes ;  Garhwali Wit Literature  , Jokes on baldness ;  Garhwali Sarcasm Literature , Jokes  on baldness;  Garhwali Skits Literature  , Jokes on baldness ;  Garhwali Vyangya   , Jokes   ;  Garhwali Hasya , Jokes on baldness  ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स


     गंजे का दुःख / खल्वाटी दुःख /डौळमुंड्यापीड़ा

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चबोड़ , चखन्यौ , चचराट संकलन   :::   भीष्म कुकरेती   

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एक दिन म्यार नातिन मेरी घरवळि से पूछ - दादी ! दादी ! दादा जीक मुंड पर इथगा कम बाळ किलै छन ?

मेरि घरवळिन उत्तर दे - ये ल्वाळ ! त्यार ददा जी भौत सुचदन अर जु भौत बड़ो विचारक हूंददन वूंक मुंड पर कम बाळ हूंदन।

नातिन पूछ - त फिर तुमर मुंड मा इथगा घणा बाळ किलै छन ?

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मि इथगा डौळमुंड्या छौं कि तुम देख सकदां कि म्यार मुंड पुटुक क्या च ?

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मि इथगा गंजा छौं कि नयाँद दैं  ब्रेनवाश बि ह्वे जांद

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म्यार मुंड म्यार कन्दुड़ों  से जळद  याने ईर्ष्या करद किलैकि मुंड से बिंडी  बाळ तो कन्दूड़ पर छन।

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भौत सा लोग पगड़ी पैरदन यद्यपि सि सिख नि हून्दन।

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मे सरीखा डौळमुंड्या तैं एक सान्तंवा अवश्य हूंद कि हमर शैम्पू अर कंघी का खर्चा बच जांदो।


14/12 /15 , Bhishma Kukreti , Mumbai India
*लेख की   घटनाएँ ,  स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख में  कथाएँ , चरित्र , स्थान केवल व्यंग्य रचने  हेतु उपयोग किये गए हैं।


Best of Garhwali Humor Literature in Garhwali Language , Jokes on baldness ; Best of Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes on baldness ; Best of  Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes on baldness ; Best of  North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language Literature on baldness; Best of  Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language  Literature , Jokes on baldness ; Best of  Ridicule in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Mockery in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes    ; Best of  Send-up in Garhwali Language Literature  ; Best of  Disdain in Garhwali Language Literature  , Jokes  ; Best of  Hilarity in Garhwali Language Literature , Jokes  ; Best of  Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language  Literature   ;  Best of Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language Literature  from Pauri Garhwal , Jokes  ; Best of Himalayan Satire Literature in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal on baldness ; Best of Uttarakhand Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal  ; Best of North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal  ; Best of Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal  ; Best of Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal   ;  Best of Mockery  in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal  ; Best of Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal   ; Best of Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar    ;
Garhwali Vyangya, Jokes  ; Garhwali Hasya , Jokes ;  Garhwali skits on baldness, Jokes on baldness ; Garhwali short Skits on baldness , Jokes , Garhwali Comedy Skits , Jokes on baldness, Humorous Skits in Garhwali , Jokes, Wit Garhwali Skits , Jokes
गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स , उत्तराखंडी जोक्स , गढ़वाली हास्य मुहावरे
                    स्वच्छ भारत  , स्वच्छ भारत , बुद्धिमान भारत!
on baldness

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                              Fighting Spirit of Gurkha Commander Ranjor 

            Nepalese Anglo War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -86
History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -202   
             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -728

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

           Before, British started campaign against Nepal, Ranjor was also war against British as his father was. However, when British started attacking on Gurkha, Ranjor was ready to fight till end. He was ready to sacrifice his life for his King and Country. Ranjor ignored the advice of Nepal King for friendly accord with British. Ranjor was waiting for British army at Jaithok Garhi. Ranjor also invited Balbhadra for coming to Jaithok Fort. Ranjor had communication lines with the Gurkha officials in Shrinagar, Almora and Nepal through Hill path on Nort Garhwal. There was no communication problem for communicating with Amar Singh Thapa in west.
After British capturing Doon valley, the  Kamin (heads ) of Kalsi, Kangar and Palwa villages were inclined towards British army and Shishram etc were in contact with those Kamin. Ranjor wrote a letter to Kangar village chief and cautioned him – "Our army is just to reach from Shrinagar and Kumoan. You left us due to influence from Shishram. However, within 8-10 days, our army led by Balbhadra will reach to Yamuna Port. You meet Balbhadra and support us. Otherwise we shall kill your people and will take away your women. Send 25 monds of Lead to us for making gun powder)."
Ranjor wrote letter to Chief of Palwa," Send immediately tax.If you listen SHishram and when our army would reach to palwa we shall kill all people who are supporting Shishram. Don't allow Shishram to Palwa. The person who will kill Shishram or would catch him we shall reward the person. Send tax and food grains to Jaithak. We shall offer important information to people who come with tax and food grains."
    There were 1500 soldiers with Jaithok Gadhi . Gurkha soldiers were lesser than local fighters.  From Jaithok, Ranjor and his soldiers could easily watch on the activities of British army in Nahan. There were three four water sources nearby Jaithok Fort. Ranjor used to call food grains and other materials from nearby villages forcibly.

(From wittings of Fraser, Prinsep and Premble)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 15/12//2015
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -729
*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts ...
Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories
Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal
Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda
Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race
Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal
I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal
L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:
Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 
Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173
B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas
Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha
Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations
Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon
Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press
Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh
A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps
Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1
Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya
J B Fraser , Asiatic Research
Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered
Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal
Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern
Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti
John Premble, Invasion of Nepal
Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal
Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company
Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler
Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon
Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)
Basu, Rise of Christian Power in India)
Moti Lal Ghosh, an article in Amrit Bazar Patrika
XXX
History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; 
Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par  Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal

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     शेखन  दारु पीण कम किलै कार ?

(  गढ़वाली लघुकथा श्रृंखला -8 , Garhwali Very Short Stories -8  )
                         कथा रूपांतर   -- भीष्म कुकरेती

देहरादून मा घन्टाघरौ न्याड़ एक शराबखाना च नाम च विजय बार।

उख मुहम्मद शेख जाक़िब रोज आंद , सबसे पैथराक मेज मा बैठद अर तीन छुट छुट पैगक ऑर्डर दींद।  फिर हरेक गिलास से एक गिलास से एक एक सिप करिक धीरे धीरे शराब की चुस्की लींद।  इन मा जब सबी तिनि गिलासुंक शराब खतम हूंद तो मुहम्मद जाक़िब फिर तीन छुट छुट पैगक तीन अलग अलग गिलासुं का  ऑर्डर दींद अर हर बार एक एक गिलास से सिप लेकि सबी गिलास खतम करदो। फिर तिसर दैं छुट छुट तीन पैगुं ऑर्डर दींद।
विजय बारक बैरान ब्वाल ," साब यदि आप ये ऑर्डर तैं एक साथ ऑर्डर दे दींदा तो आप तैं क्वाटर का हिसाब से कम बिल दीण पोड़दा पर अब तो बिल मैंगा पोड़ल। "
मुहम्मद शेखन जबाब दे ," देख ! हम तीन दोस्त छया , राकेश गोयल , मि अर सोहन लाल गढ़वाली।  हम तिन्नी डीएवी कॉलेज मा पढ़दा छा तो हम तीन दैं छुट छुट पैग का ऑर्डर दींद छ।  अब राकेश गोयल दिल्ली च अर सोहन लाल गढ़वाली मुंबई च।  हम तिन्नयुं दोस्ती बरकार च अर हमन कसम खै छे कि हम रोज दगडी दारु प्योंला।  तो मि वूंक दगड़ ही दारु पींदो। "
अब मुहम्मद शेख विजय बार आंदो अर तीन दैं छुट छुट पैगुं ऑर्डर द्यावो अर सब्युंक बांठक दारु पेक चली जावो।
एक दिन मुहम्मद शेखन द्वी द्वी छुट छुट पैगुं ऑर्डर दे।
बैरान पूछ ," साब कुछ  अपघात ह्वे गे क्या ? जु आज केवल द्वी पैग ऑर्डर ?"
मुहम्मद शेखन जबाब दे ," ना ना।  कुछ तन नि ह्वे।  आज से मीन दारु छोड़ याल।  बस अब म्यार द्वी दगड्या ही दारु प्याला। "



16/12 /2015  Bhishma Kukreti


Garhwali Stories ; Very Short Modern Garhwali Folk stories from Garhwal ; Very Short Garhwali Modern Folk stories from Garhwal , Uttarakhand ; Very Short Garhwali Modern Folk stories from Garhwal, Uttarakhand , Himalaya ; Very Short Garhwali stories from Garhwal, Uttarakhand, North India  ; Very Short Garhwali stories from Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia  ;Garhwali Folk Stories , modern Garhwali Folk Tales , Modern Garhwali Folk Stories

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                           First British Attack on Jaithok/Jaithak Fort
   
            Nepalese Anglo War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -87
History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -203   
             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -729
      
                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

  There was small fort or Garhi of 12x8 Meters in Jaithok. Garhi was built by mud and gray Hill stones. Jaithok was the meeting place of two Hills at lower level (Khal). There were two separate roads in each hill for reaching Jaithok /Jaithak Khal. Hastings had already studied important hill Garhis of Himachal, Garhwal and Kumaon. Hastings advised his army for surrounding Jaithok Garhi. There was no water source in Jaithok Garhi and soldiers of Garhi had to come down for water to four water sources. By capturing the water sources it was easy to compel enemy for surrender.
However, Martindale decided for firing guns from two hills. On 26th December Night 1814, Martindale sent army of 800 solders led by Ludlow   from left hill and 500 soldiers led by William Richards through right hill. Both battalions had canons of 6 ponds and other advance canons. Those canons were reached on hills through elephants. Both the battalions were supposed to reach on hills by down. The path of Richards was long and road for Ludlow was shorter.
Ludlow reached at 8Am morning to the decided site. He found a hut with wood boundaries (Bara) there. His army also encountered three Bara (hut with fence) before reaching to hill. The British army fired on the soldiers of Bara. Informer informed that there were Gurkha soldiers trying to reach at fourth Bara .Guns and ammunition were not with soldiers and were far behind. Ludlow decided to attack on those Gurkha soldiers before them reaching to Bara.  Ludlow soldiers fired on Gurkha soldiers and easily captured fourth Bara. Ludlow was advised to wait for William Richard troop. However, due to insistence of soldiers Ludlow advanced his march and wished for capturing fifth Bara.
Gurkha soldiers allowed British army for reaching to fourth Bara. As soon as British army of 400 soldiers under Ludlow reached to fourth bara, Gurkha soldiers attacked suddenly on British army. Each Gurkha soldiers was shouting 'Hirkai Deu –Kill them'. Gurkha soldiers were habitual of hills war and British soldiers were not habitual for fighting on hill roads. Gurkha started killing British soldiers by Khukri. British soldiers started running back. Ludlow also ran back. There was casualty of 31 European soldiers and 120 Indian soldiers. By 10AM Ludlow army reached to Nahan with shameful defeat. 
   


(From wittings of Fraser, Prinsep and Premble)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 17/12//2015
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -729
*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts ...
Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories
Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal
Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda
Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race
Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal
I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal
L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:
Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 
Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173
B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas
Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha
Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations
Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon
Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press
Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh
A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps
Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1
Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya
J B Fraser , Asiatic Research
Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered
Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal
Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern
Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti
John Premble, Invasion of Nepal
Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal
Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company
Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler
Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon
Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)
Basu, Rise of Christian Power in India)
Moti Lal Ghosh, an article in Amrit Bazar Patrika
XXX
History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; 
Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par  Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal

[Bhishma Kukreti]

                         Second British Attack Jaithok /Jaithak Fort

           Nepalese Anglo War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -88
History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -204   
             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -730
      
                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

  Major Richards troop had to walk over 16 miles to the decided place. Richards troop reached at bottom of North hill at 8AM. From hill bottom the army had to go up hill. Richards ordered his troop for rest for two hours. When Richards troop reached at hill top (north Stage) they could not find any sign of Ludlow troop (South Stage). By then the Ludlow battalion escaped. The s Gurkha soldiers started playing drums (Dhol) around 1 PM. The Ranjor Thapa army started for attacking on British army led by Major Richards.  British soldiers fired guns on Gurkha soldiers, Gurkha soldiers were scattered and they hid below stones or bushes. Gurkha soldiers fired then and now. There was no shadow for Richards soldiers. At 4Pm, British  came to know that the bulls carrying guns, canons lost the ways and Gurkha soldiers looted the ammunition on bullocks by killing British soldiers. Richards wrote to Major General Martindell for soliciting the reinforce. However, Martindell was of opinion that without Ludlow, Richards soldiers could not win Gurkha and he did not send more troops and ammunition for Richards. Martindell ordered Richards for coming back.
Before sun set, Gurkha soldiers attacked nine times on British troop. Every time British fired guns on Gurkha. Richards ordered soldiers for collecting stones.  By 7 PM, Richards army was at that place only. Gurkha could kill only around 20 -30 British army soldiers. There was no gun powder left with British army. Richards had to return to Nahan. It was decided to climb down to hill bottom from Hill through a narrow path (Gurbato).  It was necessary that a defense was also set up for the soldiers coming down from hill. Lieutenant Thacker and light infantry took responsibility to defend the army coming down to hill bottom. Young Thacker had 200 Indian soldiers, William Wilson, two European officers. British army soldiers started coming down on moon light. The soldiers under Thacker could defend from 1500 Gurkha soldiers for half an hour. Gurkha fired on Thacker and he died instantly.  Wilson got injured and his one thigh was burst by Gun fire of Gurkha.  British army soldiers ran away from defensive position.  In that second British attack on Jaithok/Jaithak, there was loss of 76 solders, three officers and 306 soldiers were injured.
(From wittings of Fraser, Prinsep and Premble)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 18/12//2015
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -731
*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts ...
Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories
Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal
Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda
Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race
Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal
I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal
L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:
Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 
Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173
B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas
Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha
Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations
Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon
Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press
Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh
A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps
Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1
Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya
J B Fraser , Asiatic Research
Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered
Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal
Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern
Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti
John Premble, Invasion of Nepal
Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal
Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company
Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler
Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon
Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)
Basu, Rise of Christian Power in India)
Moti Lal Ghosh, an article in Amrit Bazar Patrika
XXX
History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal; 
Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par  Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal Ruthless Gurkha/Nepalese Administration in Himachal

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             गुंदुरु -सुंदरु  द्वारा 42 नंबर बस की चोरी
   
(  गढ़वाली लघुकथा श्रृंखला -9 , Garhwali Very Short Stories -9)
                       आइरिसी   कथा रूपांतर   -- भीष्म कुकरेती

रात द्वी बजी होटलक बैरोंन धुत्त गुंदुरु -सुंदरु तैं लतेक होटल से भैर कार।  दारुक नशा भौत छौ।  भौत देर तक ना  रिक्शा ना टैक्सी अर ना क्वी बस दिखे।
इनमा गुंदुरु तैं बस डिपो दिखे।
गुंदुरु - ये सुंदरु !  जा तू बस चोरी करिक ला अर मि इखम गेट पर चौकसी करदु।
सुंदरु डिपो भितर  गे अर बीस मिनट तक भैर इ नि  ऐ।
गुंदुरु सुंदरु तै दिखणो डिपो भितर ग्याई त क्या दिखुद कि सुंदरु  एक एक बसक समिण जैक ध्यान से बोर्ड पढ़णो कोशिस करणु छौ।
गुंदुरु - अरे क्या करणु छै रे ?
सुंदरु - अरे 25 नंबरै बस इ नि मिलणी च ज्वा हम तैं पुट हमर  द्वार पर छोड़ी द्याली।
गुंदुरु - नै नै 25 नंबरै बस रिंग रोड ह्वेक जांदी अर देर लगान्दि।  तू इन कौर 42 नंबरै बस चोरी कौर ज्वा बस सीधा हमर मुहल्ला जांदी।

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