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Bhishma Kukreti · September 10, 2014, 07:15:00 AM

कुछ इना उना का विचार

चबोड़्या : भीष्म कुकरेती

पिछ्ला हफ्ता 2 /9 से 9 /9 / 2014 माँ अयाँ विचार छन , म्यारि छन , बिचारा बिचार भैर आणो तड़फणा छया पर परेशानी या च अधिकतर विचार आपका मन मा बि ऐ ह्वाला तो यूं विचारुं तैं ओरिजिनल विचार बुलणम बि शरम लगणी च।

अब जनकि मुंबई मा तीन चार सामाजिक कार्यकर्ता बार ऐंड रेस्तौरेंट मा डबखणा छन अर बहस करणा छन कि मुंबई मा उत्तरखण्डयुं मा एकता कु पूरा अभाव च . जब बि सामाजिक कार्यकर्ता एक साथ होटलुं मा इकदगड़ि उत्तराखंड्यूं एकता पर बहस करदन तो मुंबई मा हैंकि संस्था जनम ले लेंदी। यी तीन चार सामाजिक कार्यकर्ता एकता की चिंता काँध मा उठैक फिरड़ा फिरड़ी करणा छन तो अवश्य ही अब मुंबई मा 8357 वीं उत्तराखंडी संस्थान खुलण। हम एकता करणो बान अलग हूंदा।

अब जन कि पिछ्ला दस सालुं मा देस -परदेस मा बहसूं बबंडर चलणु बल ग्रामीण उत्तराखंड से पलायन बढ़णु च। यी बहस का बबंडर जथगा तेज से चलदु उथ्गा ही जोरूं से कोटद्वार , ऋषिकेश अर देहरादून मा कोठी बणन शुरू ह्वे जांदन। पलायन पर बहस करण हम कुण चाय रुटि च अर पलायन करण प्राण वायु लीण।

फेस बुक मा अचकाल म्यार गांव की बिगरैली फोटो पोस्ट हून्दन अर फोटो वास्तविकता से अधिक ही सुंदर हून्दन। जै घट तै दिखणो ज्यु नि बुल्यांद वै घट की फेसबुक मा फोटो देखिक त बुल्यांद कि उखी से जांद तो कनि भली नींद आलि धौं !

भौत सालुं बाद भारत मा द्याख कि विरोधी दल का नेता प्रधान मंत्री की खुलेआम प्रशंसा करणा छन। कॉंग्रेसी गुलाम नवी आजाद , दिग्विजय सिंह , वीर भद्र सिंगन कश्मीर मा हिंदूवादी प्रधान मंत्री नरेंद्र मोदीक प्रशंसा कार . अब खुस तो छौं पर कुज्याण कथगा दिन तक यी नेता खुश रख सकदन धौं . किलैकि कुछ सालुं से हम भारतीयुन द्याख कि हमर नेता फॉरेन पॉलिसी पर बि एक नि हुँदा छा।

पोरु साल उत्तराखंड , हिमाचल की आपदा अर ये साल उदयपुर -ढांगू ( उत्तराखंड ), कश्मीर की बाढ़ , नेपाल की बाढ़ बतांदि कि हिमालय एक बड़ी मुसीबत मा फंसण वाळ च। बाइ द वे ! यु डिजास्टर मैनेजमेंट विभाग डिजास्टर करणो बान च या डिजास्टर की चेतावनी दीणो बान च ? आपदा प्रबंधन विभाग का काम देखिक मि तैं उ निर्भागी कुत्ता याद आंद जु चोर आंदन त सियुं रौंद , चोर चोरी करणा रौंदन तो बि सियुं रौंद पर जनि चोर चोरी करिक दूर चली जांदन तो यु अभागी , दुर्जन कुत्ता जोर जोर से भुकण लग जांद।

भाजपा का शेर सिंह डागर की गलती से केजरीवाल याने इल्जामवाळ अब फिर फॉर्म मा ऐ गे. क्रिकेट मा खिलाड़ी अपण कामुं से दुबर फॉर्म आंद तो राजनीति मा विरोधी दल की गलती से राजनीतिज्ञ फॉर्म मा आंद। मायावती तो अखिलेश की भयंकर गलती से बि फॉर्म मा नि ऐ सकणी च।

अच्छे दिन आणो बाद बि मंहगाई कम नि हूणी च , भारतीय अब समजी गेन कि मंहगाई अब इथगा दूर चली गे कि कैक बि पकड़ मा नि ऐ सकद। तबि त परसि बेरोजगार राज बब्बर मुंबई मा बारा रुपया मा लंच थाळी खुज्याणु छौ। जब कखि बि बारा रुपया मा लंच थाळी नि मील तो गाळी -गलोौज करण मिसे गे कि साले नेता जनता को गुमराह करते हैं , कहाँ है बारा रूपये में भात-दाळ की थाळी ? लोगुन बेरोजगार राज बब्बर तैं बताई कि जब आप रोजगार याने एमपी छया तो तुमनि बोलि छौ कि मुंबई मा बारा रुपया मा थाळी भोरिक दाल -भात मिल जांद। तब जैक बेरोजगार राज बब्बर कि समझ मा आई कि सरकारी दल का एमपी तैं मंहगाई नि दिखेंद अर विरोधी दल का नेता तैं हर समय मंहगाई दिख्याणी रौंद।

विचार तो बहुत छन किन्तु बिंडि लिखुल तो आपन पढ़न नी च तो आज बस !

यां उन यि विचार म्यार छन कि तुमर छन ?

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 10 /9/ 2014
*लेख में घटनाएँ , स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख की कथाएँ , चरित्र व्यंग्य रचने हेतु सर्वथा काल्पनिक है

Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language, Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language , Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language , North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language , Ridicule in Garhwali Language , Mockery in Garhwali Language, Send-up in Garhwali Language, Disdain in Garhwali Language, Hilarity in Garhwali Language, Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language; Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language from Pauri Garhwal; Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal; Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal; North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal; , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal; Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal; Mockery in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal; Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal; Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar;
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Bhishma Kukreti · September 10, 2014, 11:10:04 AM

History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period

History of Last United Garhwal King Pradyuman Shah part-4
History of Garhwal including Haridwar (1223- 1804 AD) –part -178
History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -425

By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Research Student)

Looting in Dehradun

After death of Ghulam Qadir, the small chieftains, looters from nearby territories started looting, raiding in Dehradun. Ummed Singh became governor of Garhwal now. However, by not getting sufficient army from Shrinagar, Ummed Singh was unable to resist Looters of Dehradun.
Sikhs looters were crueler in collecting Rakhi tax. Rajput looters from Saharanpur, Haridwar were also not behind looting Doon valley. There was no sanctity of officers administrating Doon.
Khushhalpur Battle
Jai Kirti Shah appointed Sirmoor King Jagat Prakash as Jagirdar of Doon valley for collecting tax. His brother Dharma Prakash made it clear that he was King of Doon valley. Dharama Prakash declared him as King of Doon valley and sent his resident officer in Prithwipur of Doon.
After getting information, Parakram came to Doon with army. He crushed the looters of Doon in Dehradun and came to Khushhalpur fort where Sirmoor army was there. Parakram and his army defeated Sirmoor army and pushed them towards Sirmoor.
Dharam Prakash sent Prince Inshwar Singh with new army to Khushhalpur to defeat Parakram. Sirmoor army defeated army of Parakram. Parakram and his army ran to Shrinagar. There was rule of Sirmoor on Doon valley. Sirmoor gazette states the year of Khushhalpur battle as 1793.
Help from Maratha
When Garhwal army was not able to push back the rule of Sirmoor/Sirmur King, Garhwal King decided to take help of Marathas. After death of Ghulam Qadir (Rohilla Chieftain), Mahdaji Scindia (Maratha) captured Doab (between Ganga and Yamuna). Maratha army used to camp in Haridwar, Saharanpur and like cities. With the help of army, Maratha regional commanders used to collect tax.
There was huge Maratha army in Saharanpur to stop the raids of Sikhs on the Maratha territories. By this army, Dehradun was also protected from Sikh's Raids.
In October 1793, a Sikh army was looting in Saharanpur, Maratha army led by Devji Gole and Bapu Malhar pushed Sikhs crossing Yamuna.
Mahadaji Scindia died in Fabruary 1794. Northern Maratha Viceroy Gopal Bhau posted Bhairon Pant Tatya as Faujdar (commander or governor) of Sahranpur. Other regional Maratha governor or commanders were also appointed at strategic places as Panipat, Sambhal, Delhi, and Jhajhar. There was stiff competition among those regional Maratha commanders. Every regional commander was eager to increase his personal power (army) and wealth than Maratha power. They were always ready to attack and loot for increasing their wealth.
Garhwal King requested Maratha commander Bhairon Pant Tatya to help Garhwal to get rid of Sirmoor King.
Maratha army attacked on Sirmoor twice but was not able to defeat Sirmur army. Perhaps both the time, Marathas took bribery from Sirmoor King. There was Sikhs attack too on Marathas. In October 1795, Sikh army defeated Maratha army at Karnal and five thousand Sikhs raiders entered into Saharanpur. Sikh raiders dominated Maratha in all segments. Now, it was not possible for Maratha to protect Dehradun from Sirmoor.
Daulat Rao Sindhiya got the help of Irish Captain George Thomas. Thomas came to Saharanput with his Topkhana. Maratha pushed back Sikh raiders to cross Yamuna with the help of Captain Thomas.
Brutal Mass Killing in Haridwar by Sikh raiders
George Thomas could push back Sikh raiders for the time being. In April 1796 the Kumbh year , twelve thousand Sikh cavalry soldiers under King of Patiyala Sahib Singh, Budhiya King Ray Singh and Sher Singh with their families came to Haridwar for taking Holy dip into Ganges. Maratha were ruling Haridwar. However, Naga Sadhus took the Kumbh Fair Management into their hands. They wanted to take bath first as to show their supremacy. Sikh snet their Udasi Saint to take bath. There was clash or tussle between Naga –Gusain Sadhus and Udasi Guru of Sikh sect for taking the dip into Ganges. On tenth of April, Sikh rulers sent back their family members away from Haridwar. Then, Sikh soldiers were scattered in Haridwar in different groups. Sikh soldiers attacked on Gusain, Naga and other Sadhu by swords, guns and Bhala. Sikh cavalary soldiers started killing Sanyasi, Naga, Vairagi, and Gusain etc. Sikh soldiers killed more than 500 Sadhus. They also killed innocent devotes taking part in Kumbh Fair. Sikh soldiers looted there. There was stamped everywhere. English Captain Mure protected the people. Sikh soldiers returned after killing and looting.
Mismanagement in Dehradun

There was no rescue for people of Dehradun against the regular raids of Rajput, Gurjar, Rohillas and Sikh raiders. Maratha King appointed a French Captain Paran in May 1799 and sent him to Saharanpur with Ambaji to collect tax and to stop raids of Sikhs and Rohillas.
In December 1799, Peron defeted Rohillas and pushed back them from Saharanpur. This French Commander became strong commander of Maratha. In 1801, He sent army to Dehradun for tax collection. The Maratha army looted Doon in that year. Then there was the time of Maratha fall.
There were disturbances in Dehradun for long.
Hari Singh Guleria
Hari Singh Guleria was the son in law of Pradyuman Shah. Instead of making peace in Doon, he was looter and used to oppress people of Doon valley.
Raja Ramdayal Singh of Landhaur (Haridwar)
The ruler or chieftain Landhaur (Haridwar) used to raid Dehradun frequently and used to loot Doon valley. He used to use various repressive methods to terror the people of Doon valley.
High Dip in Income from Doon valley
Due to disturbances in Dehradun, there was deep dip in the income from Doon valley. The annual income of Doon dropped from one lakh rupees to 8000 rupees.
Various Changes in Administration of Doon Valley
Garhwal King sent Rama Khanduri and his brother Dharani Khanduri for taking corrective measures in Doon Valley. Khanduri brothers were devotee of Pradyuman Shah. Parakram Shah killed Khanduri brother in a conspiracy.
Puran Singh of Sahaspur was appointed the in charge of Dehradun. However, he was also unable to stop various raids from raiders.
Parakram sent his devotee minister Shiv Ram Saklani to correct the situation.
Ummed Singh was a clever and cunning man. He was always the Faujdar of Dehradun in all conditions. Pradyuman Shah married his daughter with him .
When Gorkha attacked Dehradun, Ummed Singh took shelter under Sirmoor Kingdom. Ummed Singh did not help Pradyuman Shah when Gorkha killed Pradyuman Shah in Kuhdbuda battle.

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 10/9/2014
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -427
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
History of Garhwal from 1223-1804 to be continued in next chapter ....
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Notes on South Asian Modern Period History of Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Pauri Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Chamoli Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Rudraprayag Garhwal; South Asian Modern History of Tehri Garhwal; Modern History of Uttarkashi Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Dehradun, Garhwal; Modern History of Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Manglaur, Haridwar; South Asian Modern Period History of Rurkee Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Bahadarpur Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Haridwar district to be continued
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History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period; History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period in context Kumabh Mela Haridwar History and Dhamavala Dehradun History; History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period in context Rurki Haridwar History and Rajpur Dehradun History; History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period in context Landhuar Haridwar History and Sahaspur Dehradun History ; History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period in context Bahdurpur Haridwar History and Chakrata Dehradun History ; History of Mismanagement in Dehradun in Pradyuman Period in context sahranpur and Haridwar History and Dehradun History ;

Bhishma Kukreti · September 10, 2014, 05:47:46 PM

Garhwali Bhasha ar Sahitya ki Vikas Jatra: A Book for Collector's Choice

Critical Review of Garhwali Literature- 2283
(Review of Modern Garhwali Literature series)
Review of 'Garhwali Bhasha ar Sahitya ki Vikas Jatra' (2014) by Sandip Rawat
Review by: Bhishma Kukreti (Regional Language Promoter)

Garhwali Bhasha ar Sahitya ki Vikas Jatra (Chaudahvin Sadi bati abari tak Bhasha ar Sahitya ko aitihasik Vikas Kram) is first attempt to offer historical accounts of Garhwali prose, poetry and other segments of literature together in book form in Garhwali language. The book is a must for every Garhwali for his library.
The records of Garhwali language literature were lost at many stages of history. There were earth quakes and floods in Shrinagar that we don't get historical records of the Shah Kings of Garhwal. There were invasion by Joshis from Kumaon that Kumaoni pundits took various literatures from Garhwal with them. Gorkhalis destroyed various records in Shrinagar and elsewhere that we don't get chorological history of Garhwal and Garhwali language development.
'Garhwali Kavitavali' (1935) is the first record with us that offers criticism of Garhwali literature. The characteristics of poets poetry is written in Hindi in 'Garhwali Kavitavali'. Gad Matyeki Ganga (1975, edited by Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna and assisted by Durga Prasad Ghildiyal) is first historical accounts of Garhwali prose written in Garhwali. 'Shailvani (1991, edited by Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna) is first historical accounts of Garhwali poetry in Garhwali language. Dr Anil Dabral published Garhwali Gady Parampara (History of Garhwali prose) in Hindi and Dr. Kotnala published detailed History of Garhwali poetry in Hindi (2010). Bhishma Kukreti published history of Garhwali literature of each segment on Internet in English.
Credit goes to learned research scholar Sandip Rawat for publishing Historical aspects of Garhwali language of all segments in one book in Garhwali.
The book has four major parts in the book. 'Garhwali Bhasha ar Sahitya ki Vikas Jatra' .
The first part deals with the Garhwali language, its characteristics and proverbs and sayings for detailing the nature of Garhwali language.
The second part features grammatical aspects of Garhwali language.
Third portion is major portion of detailing the growth of Garhwali language and its modern literature including inscription literature. The researcher Sandip Rawat offers periodical development and provides the critical developmental history of Garhwali literature. Sandip describes most of poets, prose makers and other literature genre makers and their works no doubt in short. That detailing shows the hard work of Sandip Rawat.
Sandip tries his best for illustrating the characteristics of major Garhwali literature contributors. Sandip has been neutral in describing critical aspects of Literature creators. Rawat also presents the details of age wise periodicals and social organizations those contributed
The fourth part is about specific aspects of Garhwali literature as standardization etc.
Sandip Rawat has been successful in providing necessary details of critical developmental history of Garhwali language in 192 pages.
Sandip Rawat uses simple language for his critical notes. The language is easy to understand the note.
The book provides every aspect of grown of Garhwali language and its literature in each medium till date. The book is a mile stone in the history of Garhwali Literature.
The position of Sandip Rawat in Garhwali literature is same as David Daises (English); Helen Watnable –O'Kelly (German); Prince D.S. Mirsky (Russian); Burgwinkle, Hammould and Wilson(French) ; Peter Brand (Italian); J. Romily ( Greece); Istavan Nemeskurty , Klaniczayy (Hungarian); David T.Gies (Spanish); Czeslaw Milosz (Polish); Miguel Tamen (Portuguese) are positioned for offering us the critical history of respective language literature.
Every Garhwali should have the book in their libraries.
'Garhwali Bhasha ar Sahitya ki Vikas Jatra'
Writer- Sandip Rawat
Language- Garhwali
Year of Publication 2014
Publisher -Winsar Publishing Co, Dispensary Road, Dehradun, India
Contact to Sandip Rawat 09720752367
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, Mumbai 2014
Notes on Critical History of Garhwali Language and Literature; Critical History of Garhwali (Uttarakhand) Language and Literature; Critical History of Garhwali (Himalayan) Language and Literature; Critical History of Garhwali (North Indian) Language and Literature; Critical History of Garhwali (South Asian Language and Literature;

Bhishma Kukreti · September 10, 2014, 07:09:18 PM

गढ़वाली -कुमाउनी प्रेम लोकगीतों में उपमा

सिर धौंपेली लटकाई कनी?
संदर्भ : डा नन्द किशोर हटवाल
इंटरनेट प्रस्तुति : भीष्म कुकरेती
सिर धौंपेली लटकाई कनी,
काला सर्प की केंचुली जनी !
सिंदुर से भरी मांग कनी,
नथुला मा गड़ी नगीना जनी !
सी आँखि सरमीली कनी ,
डांडू मा खिलीं बुरांसी जनी !
मुखडी को रंग कनो ,
बाल सूरज को रंग जनो !
ओंठु का बीच दांतुड़ी कनी ,
गंठ्याई मोत्यूं माल जनी !
स्वर मिठास कनी ,
डांड्यों मा बासदी हिलांस जनी

Bhishma Kukreti · September 11, 2014, 07:53:35 AM

विश्वस्त सूत्र या पत्रकार सूत्र ?

मजक्या : भीष्म कुकरेती

मनमोहन सिंगै सरकार अर नरेंद्र मोदीक सरकार मा एक बड़ो अंतर या च कि मनमोहनै सरकार मा जथगा मुख तथगा बात भैर अांद छा। जन कि कृषि मन्त्रीक च्याला बतांदु छौ कि डीजल मंत्री डीजल मैंगो करणो सुचणा छन तो डीजल मंत्री तैं कौन्फेरेंस करण पोड़द छे कि यी सब अफवाह छन। अल्पसंख्यक मंत्री का चमची विधायिका सूचना दींदि छै कि रक्षा मंत्री कुछ दिनों मा श्रीलंका जाण वाळ छन तो गृह मंत्री तैं चेन्नई भगण पोड़द छौ अर जैक करुणानिधि तैं बुथ्याण , समजाण पोड़द छौकि या खबर उनि झूटी च जन कि बीच मा खबर उड़ि छे कि डीएमके का स्टालिन केंद्रीय मंत्री बणन वाळ छन।

अब विश्वस्त सूत्रों से पता चौल कि मोदी जीन आदेश दे बल कि क्वी बि सांसद या विधायक मंत्री परिषद का बारा मा ना तो प्रेस तैं बयान दे सकुद ना ही सांसद प्रेस से मील सकुद। इनि सचिवुँ प्रेस से मिलण पर बि पाबंदी लग गे। यांक कारण च कि प्रधान मंत्री चांदन कि लोगुं तैं सब तरफ से एकी सूचना मीलो। उदाहरणार्थ अब हर तरफ से एकी सूचना आदि कि फलण मंत्रीन ही आज डांट खै।

यदि विश्वस्त सूत्र सही छन तो मंत्रालय का सचिवुँ या सांसदुं प्रेस से नि मिलण से बड़ो नुक्सान मंत्रालय तैं ही होलु।

जन कि मनमोहन जीक टैम पर हूंद छौ कि मंत्रालय का सचिव जब प्रेस का कै पत्रकार का दगड़ डिनर या लंच करदो छौ तो वु खबरनवीस तैं खबर सप्लाइ नि करदो छौ अपितु पत्रकार से सूचना प्राप्त करदु छौ।

उदाहरणार्थ वित्त सचिव 'हिन्दुस्तान एक्स्प्रेस ' का बड़ा पत्रकार का दगड़ लंच करणा छन.

वित्त सचिव बात शुरू करदन - मिस्टर हिन्दुस्तान एक्स्प्रेस ! ख़ास खबर क्या च ?

हिन्दुस्तान एक्सप्रेस पत्रकार - मनमोहन जी बंगला देस जाणा छन तो वित्त मंत्रालयन योजना आयोग का बुलण पर पश्चिम बंगाल तैं कुपोषण रुकणो बान पचास करोड़ की अतिरिक्त सहायता दीण स्वीकार कर याल।

वित्त सचिव - धत्त तेरिकी ! कैन बताइ या खबर ?

पत्रकार - योजना आयोग से आई या खबर।

वित्त सचिव - खबर पक्की च ना ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - हाँ योजना आयोग वाळुन 'शाम का जागरण ' वाळु तैं बताइ।

वित्त सचिव - हमर मंत्रालय मा चौथी मंजिल मा कुछ न कुछ हूणु रौंद अर मि तैं पता इ नि चलद कि उख क्या क्या खिचड़ी पकणी रौंदि। उ त भलो च कि म्यार पत्रकार पछ्याणक छन तो चौथी मंजिल की खबर मिल जांदन। हौर क्या हाल छन ?

पत्रकार - गृह मंत्री मुलायम सिंह जी तैं खुश करण चाणा छन अर वीर भद्र सिंह जी पर दबाब बढाण वाळ छन।

वित्त सचिव - मतबल मुलायम सिंग जे पर सीबीआई कु दबाब कम करण वाळ छन अर वीर भद्र सिंह जी पर सीबीआई की इन्क्वारी हौर तेज हूण वाळ च।

पत्रकार - ना ना !

वित्त सचिव - तो ?

पत्रकार - उत्तर प्रदेश तैं लैपटॉप बांटणो बान अल्पसंख्यक विकास कोटा का तहत एक हजार करोड़ रुपया दिए जाल अर इनकम टैक्स वाळ वीर भद्र सिंह जीकी की छान बीन और जोरों से कारल .

वित्त सचिव - यार यु इनकम टैक्स सचिव कबि बि अपण विभागौ बात मीतैं नि बथांद। या सूचना सही च ना ?

पत्रकार - हाँ 'द नेसनल हिन्दू ' का पत्रकारन बताई।

वित्त सचिव - फिर तो सही खबर च. हौर ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - कृषि मंत्री पर्स्युं प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस करण वाळ छन।

वित्त सचिव - हाँ अचकाल खाद्य पदार्थुं दाम कम चलणा छन तो कृषि मंत्री तैं प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस करण मा क्या जाणु च। जब खाद्य पदार्थुं दाम बढ़दन तो वित्त मंत्रालय तैं जबाब दीण पोड़द।

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - नै नै ! कृषि मंत्री खाद्य पदार्थुं दाम का वास्ता प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस नि करणा छन।

वित्त सचिव -तो ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - कृषि मन्त्रीन प्रधान मंत्री पर अभियोग लगाण कि एक षड्यंत्र का तहत प्याज का निर्यात कम हूणु च।

वित्त सचिव - कैन दे खबर ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - 'सुबह चा सकाळ' पुणे का सम्पादकन खबर दे।

वित्त सचिव -ओ माई गौड ! फिर तो खबर पक्की च। पीएमओ मा खबर दीण पोड़ल।

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - 'सुबह चा सकाळ ' का नाम नि लेन हाँ। बिचारा मि तैं खास खबर दीणु रौंद।

वित्त सचिव -हौर ख़ास खबर ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - हाँ रक्षा मंत्रालय का चार सचिवुं कमेटी पेंटागन वाशिंगटन से मिलणो अमेरिका जाणा छन अर द्वी सचिव वित्त मंत्रालय का बि होला !

वित्त सचिव -काम की खबर पैथर दीणा छा ?

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - खबर 'लेटेस्ट न्यूआर्क टाइम्स ' का पत्रकारन दे

वित्त सचिव - यार म्यार बच्चा कब बिटेन पैथर लग्यां छन बल ये साल अमेरिका दिखावो , अमेरिका दिखावो। जरा रक्षा सचिव से म्यार बान जुगाड़ लगावो ना कि डेलीगेसन मा म्यार नाम बि डाळन

एक्स्प्रेस पत्रकार - ठीक च आपका नाम ऐ जाल। ह्यां रुइया ऐंड रुइया कम्पनी पर इन्फोर्समेंट की जांच तो बंद ह्वे जाली ना ?

वित्त सचिव - यार केस त मि बंद करवाणु छौ पर पट्ठा बि कम होशियार नी च हाँ ! इख बिटेन हवाला से दस हजार करोड़ रुपया स्विस बैंक मा भेजिक मौरसिस का थ्रू विदेशी निवेश का नाम पर पैसा वापस इंडिया लै गे हाँ। केस अब बंद ह्वे गे समझो ।

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*लेख में घटनाएँ , स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख की कथाएँ , चरित्र व्यंग्य रचने हेतु सर्वथा काल्पनिक है

Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language, Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language , Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language , North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language , Ridicule in Garhwali Language , Mockery in Garhwali Language, Send-up in Garhwali Language, Disdain in Garhwali Language, Hilarity in Garhwali Language, Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language; Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language from Pauri Garhwal; Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal; Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal; North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal; , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal; Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal; Mockery in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal; Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal; Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar;
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Bhishma Kukreti · September 11, 2014, 10:29:48 AM

South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon

History of Last United Garhwal King Pradyuman Shah part- 5
History of Garhwal including Haridwar (1223- 1804 AD) –part -179
History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -427

By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Research Student)

History repeats itself because nobody learns from History. Indian Kings never learned from History and foreigners ruled India. Politicians never learned from History and Indian political establishment is in danger. Kumaon and Garhwal faced adversary due to inter-rivalries among administrators and Kings. Garhwal and Kumaon had to pay heavy price by attack from Nepal.

Mahesh Chandra as Kumaon King (1788-1790)
Ruling period of Mahesh Chandra – 1788-1790 (fifteen month)
Contemporary Kings
Garhwal- Pradyuman Shah (1786-1804)
Nepal- Gorkhadhis Ranbahadur
Mahesh Chandra was crowned on Kumaon Kingdom around last part of 1788 and in February Gorkha captured Kumaon.
Lal Singh defeated the army of Harsh Dev and Pradyuman Shah in Chukam. Harsh Dev ran away to Garhwal. Lal Singh, Parakram Shah and Mahesh Chandra the son Mohan Chandra with a reasonable army reached to Almora. Parakram would have sit on the crown. However, Parakram Shah took gift of rupees forty thousand and handed over the crown to Mahesh Chandra.

Suppression of Joshi

Lal Singh took charge of all highest position of Deewan and Bakshis. He appointed his own trusted men on other important positions. Joshis were culprits in disestablishing Mohan Chandra. Lal Singh suppressed Joshis and threw away from Kumaon. Many Joshis were put in jails. Many Joshis were hung as punishment. Lal Singh captured properties of many Joshi families.

Harsh Dev Joshi becoming Activate

Garhwal King Pradyuman Shah awarded Harsh Dev Joshi the Jagir of Padyulsyun. However, due to terror of Parakram Shah, Harsh Dev Joshi had to leave Garhwal. No record is available about Shiv Chandra a small time Kumaon King. Harsh dev Josh reached Bareli and took shelter under Subedar Mirza Menhadi Ali beg. Beg was regional commander of Awadh ruler. Harsh Dev Joshi wanted to collect Army.
Awadh ruler came for hunting in Tarai near Haldwani in 1789. Lal Singh met Awadh ruler. Lal Singh requested Awadh ruler to provide protection to Kumaon King Mahesh Chandra. In return of protection from Awadh ruler, Lal Singh handed over Tarai to Awadh. Now, order from Awadh ruler, Mirza Menhadi Ali Beg did not help Harsh Dev Joshi to collect army.
Harsh Dev Joshi was in Bareli. Before, January 1790, Gorakha army of Nepal Kingdom attacked on Karnali, Doti, Dailekh, Baitdi kingdoms 9today in Nepal) and captured all Katyuri kingdoms in kali valley till the border of Chand Kingdom or Kumaon Kingdom. Kumaon Kingdom was in west of Kali River.
Harsh Dev Joshi thought of taking benefits from the opportunity. Nepal King Ran Bahadur was ambitious King. He was aware the weakness of Kumaon and wanted to take over Kumaon Kingdom. Nepal King sent a letter through his Kaji Jagjit Pande to Harsh Dev Joshi mentioning that if Harsh Dev Joshi help Nepal Kingdom at the time of Nepal army attacking on Kumaon, Nepal King would offer Harsh Dev Joshi a highest position. Harsh Dev Joshi offered all secretes of Kumaon to Nepal King.
Though, two years back Nepal King had a religious treaty (dharm patra) with Kumaon King Mohan Chandra.

Attack by Gorakha Army on Kumaon
Ran Bahadur sent his Gorakha army led by Jagjit Pande, Sardar Amar Singh Thapa, Captain Goliya, Captain ranvir Khatri, Subba Jognarayan Mall, Subba Faud Singh, Shurbir Khatri etc to attack on Kumaon on 30th January 1790.
The Gorakha army crossed Kali River and departed two battalions to capture Sor and Bishung Patti. As soon as people came to know the news of attack from Gorakha army the situation became perplexed and everywhere there was confusion due to terror of Gorakha army.
Mahesh Chanra collected the warriors from people and along with his permanent army marched towards Gangoli. Mahesh Chandra attacked on Gorakha army suddenly and defeated Gorakha army. Gorakha army had to run towards kali Kumaon where Amar Singh Thapa was ready. Lal Singh reached with his army to Gautada (Katolgarh) Kali Kumaon. Amar Singh Thapa attacked on army of Lal Singh and defeated army led by Lal Singh. Lal Singh had to run to Tarai.
Winning in Gangoli, Mahesh Chandra started marching with speed to help his uncle Lal Singh. When Mahesh Chandra came to know about deafet of Lal Singh and his running to Tarai, Mahesh Chandra also ran to Kota Tarai without fighting the battle. Lal Singh met Mahesh Chandra in Kota.
Now, there was no resistance for Gorakha army. Gorakha army marched towards Almora. Gorakha army defeated a small Kumaon army in Almora.
On 1st February 1790, Gorakha army entered in Almora. Harsh dev Joshi was with Nepali commander Jagjit Pande. Harsh Dev Joshi and his men provided all help to Gorakha army. Nepal captured Kumaon Kingdom very easily.
Joshis were against Mahesh Chandra and they welcomed Nepali army. Gorakha commanders appointed Joshis of Jhinjhad, Danya, Kalin, Oliyaganv, and Galli as administers (Kamdar) of Kumaon. Other caste people were also appointed administrators. Pant of Gangoli, Uprada, Syunarkot and Khunt also got administrative post in Gorakha rule. Chaudhari of Dwara got positions too.
Gorakha commanders took help of Kumaon Brahmins for rituals and medical aids. Gorakha appointed Kumaon strong youth into Nepali army. Kumaoni people showed their flexibility and started living smoothly under Nepali governance.
Harsh dev was satisfied to see Mahesh Chandra and Lal Singh out of Kumaon. Gorakhas rulers used to provide respect to Joshi and used to take his advice time to time.

Attack of Gorakha army on Garhwal

In 1790, Nepal was ruling on Kumaon. Now, Nepal King wanted to capture Garhwal Kingdom. Harsh Dev Joshi helped Gorakha army for chalking out the strategy. However, no Garhwali became ready to deceive own motherland.
Gorakhas army was divided into many parts to attack on Garhwal though various places. However, Garhwal army defeated Gorakha army everywhere due to unity.

Nepal Attacking on Tibet

In summer of 1791, Nepal King sent his army led by Nayab Bahadur Shah to attack on Tibet. China came to help Tibet and sent huge army to attack on Nepal in 1792.

Mahesh Chandra becoming Active

When Nepal arm forces were busy in attacking on Garhwal, Mahesh Chandra and his uncle Lal Singh were busy to consolidate their positions.
He marched with tiny army towards Almora. However, Nepal army defeated Mahesh Chandra in Badakhedi. Mahesh Chandra had to run towards Tarai and took shelter in Kilpuri. He established his head quarter in Kilpuri
He once again attacked on Gorakha though Kali-Kumaon road. Mara group in Kumaon was now against Mahesh Chandra as now they accepted Nepal rule over Kumaon.

Nepali army in Shrinagar
Amar Singh Thapa reached Shrinagar with a small army in Shrinagar. There was treaty between Nepal Kingdom and Garhwal Kingdom.
Gorakha commander informed to Garhwal King that they are appointing Harsh Dev Joshi as in charge of west of Kali river. Prince Parakram Shah informed Amar Singh Thapa about traitor, deceiving nature of Harsh Dev Joshi.
Amar Singh Thapa arrested Harsh Dev Joshi and put him in Jail. Amar Singh Thapa and Jagjit Pande informed Harsh Dev Joshi that he had to visit Nepal for proving his loyalty before Nepal King.
Harsh Dev Joshi had to go to Nepal with Nepali armed force. One day, they reached to Gangoli . Harsh dev escaped from the camp of Nepal armed force. He reached to Johar. Johar was not under Nepal.
Harsh Dev Joshi hid there in Johar. Johar elites informed Lal Singh and Mahesh Chandra about Harsh Dev Joshi being in Johar.
Lal Singh sent his one of relatives Padama Singh with soldiers to arrest Harsh Dev Joshi. Johar people handed over Joshi to Padma Singh. On the path, Harsh Dev Joshi advised Padma Singh that since Padma Singh was direct descendent of Chand dynasty he was supposed to be Kumaon King. Harsh Dev Joshi promised Padma Singh for making him King. Simple hearted Padma Singh freed Harsh Dev Joshi. Harsh Dev and Padma Singh reached to Shrinagar. Garhwal King refused to help Harsh Dev Joshi. Padma Singh returned to Tarai. Harsh dev Joshi stayed in Shrinagar for some time.

Last Try by Mahesh Chandra

With the help of soldiers of defeated Nabab Gulam Mohammad Khan of Rampur, Mahesh Chandra and Lal Singh attacked on Kumaon. Amar Singh Thapa defeated Mahesh Chandra and captured Kilpuri fort.
Lal Singh met Awadh ruler to attack on Tarai where Nepal army captured the territory. Awadh attacked on Tarai of Kumaon to get rid of Nepal army. British had relationship with Awadh and commercial relationship with Nepal governments. British mediated to stop war.
This was the end of sovereign Kumaon Kingdom.

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History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -428
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
History of Garhwal from 1223-1804 to be continued in next chapter ....
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Notes on South Asian Modern Period History of Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Pauri Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Chamoli Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Rudraprayag Garhwal; South Asian Modern History of Tehri Garhwal; Modern History of Uttarkashi Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Dehradun, Garhwal; Modern History of Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Manglaur, Haridwar; South Asian Modern Period History of Rurkee Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Bahadarpur Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Haridwar district to be continued
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South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon; History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Pauri Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Chamoli Garhwal History; History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Rudraprayag Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Tehri Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Dehradun Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Haridwar Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Kotdwar Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Sheela Patti Garhwal History; South Asian History of Gorkhas Capturing Kumaon in context Langur Patti Garhwal History;

Bhishma Kukreti · September 11, 2014, 04:29:40 PM

Nantino ki Sajoli; the First Combined Children Poetries in Garhwali and Kumaoni

Critical Review of Garhwali Literature- 2284
(Review of Modern Garhwali Literature Series)
Review of 'Nantinon ki Sajoli (2014): Garhwali-Kumaoni Children Poetry Collection by Dr. Umesh Chamola and Vinita Joshi
Review by: Bhishma Kukreti (Regional Language Promoter)
Credit goes to 'Nantino ki Sajoli' (2014) as the first combined children poetry collection in the History of Garhwali and Kumaoni language literature. The Garhwali poems in this volume are in real sense the poems for children. The poetry collection is also an attempt to have books on Garhwali learning materials for those who wish to learn Kumaoni and Garhwali language.
As happened in other language literature history, literature creators created poetries for children as preaching poetries in Garhwali and Kumaoni language literature. The poetry collections of Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna (Ankh-Pankh) and Puran Pant 'Pathik' (Dudhak Doodh Panik Pani) in Garhwali language are called children poetries but are for young generations. The present verse collection is in real sense poems for children and are not aimed for preaching the children but more for enjoying the children (below age of teen).
Both the poet and poetess offer poems of imageries of visual, tactile, auditory, olfactory, kinesthetic and gustatory and they both also offer poems of simile, metaphor and personification figurative images.
The themes of the poems are taken from our daily life and it is easy for child to connect the poetry with her/his own experience too. .
The rhyme and rhythm of each poem is suitable to the child and easily understandable. Both the poets tried their best not to indulge their intellectuality to show their supremacy in creating the poems. That is the reason the poems are very easy to understand by child of five –seven years old too.
The poetries or this volume encourage the child to read more and more Garhwali or Kumaoni poems as poems are simple and memorable.
The book carries illustrations for enhancing the attraction for children to read the poetries.
The book is very important for both the languages and would be called a mile stone in the history of modern Kumaon and Garhwali Literature.
Garhwali and Kumaoni people will remember Dr. Umesh Chamola and Vinita Joshi in coming days as critics and people remember famous children poets Dr Seuss; Robert Stevenson; Shel Silverstein; James McDonald; Josie Whitehead; Chukovsky; Chernyi Marshak. William Blake; A.A.Milne;.
Every reader should keep this book for their libraries.
Nantinon ki Sajoli; A First Combined Children Poetries in Garhwali and Kumaoni with illustrations
No of Poems- 50
Pages- 50
Languages –Garhwali and Kumaoni
Poets- Dr. Umesh Chamola and Vinita Joshi
Adharshila Prakashan, Haldwani, Dehradun and Delhi
Contact number 09410552828
Dr Umesh Chamola - 07895316807

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Notes of First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Garhwal; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Kumaon; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Uttarakhand; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Uttarakhand, Himalaya ; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Uttarakhand North India; First Garhwali and Kumaoni Children Poetry collections from Uttarakhand, South Asia;

Bhishma Kukreti · September 11, 2014, 08:05:57 PM

भादौं की अँधेरी रात : Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas

गढवाली लोक नाटकों / लोक गीतों में विप्रलम्भ रस

Review of Characteristics of Garhwali Folk Drama, Folk Theater/Rituals and Traditional Plays part -57 A

Bhishma Kukreti

According to Bharat's Natyashastra (6/45), there should be performances of anxiety, sigh, lassitude, weariness, in showing rapture of love by separation.
There are many folk songs (religious ritual folk songs) and social or community folk songs and drama showing the rapture of love by separation.

Examples of Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas

भादौं की अँधेरी रात : गढ़वाली खुदेड गीत
A Garhwali Sad Folk Song, Drama

भादौं की अँधेरी रात (गढ़वाली -कुमाउँनी लोकगीत में वियोग )
भादौं की अँधेरी खकझोर , ना बास , ना बास पापि मोर।
ग्वेरुं की मुरली तू न बाज , भैंस्यूं की घांड्यूं न डाँडो गाज ।
स्वामी जी तुम तैं कनि सूझी ?मेरी चादरी आंसुंन रुझी।
तुम्हारा बिना क्या लाणी -खाणी ? मन की मन मा रैनै गाणी।
ऐ जावा डेरा अब मेरा स्वामी , आंख्युं से आंसू नि सकदु थामी।

संदर्भ - डा नन्द किशोर हटवाल , उत्तराखंड हिमालय के चांचड़ी
इंटरनेट प्रस्तुति - भीष्म कुकरेती

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 13/12/2013

Review of Characteristics of Garhwali Folk Drama, Community Dramas; Folk Theater/Rituals and Traditional to be continued in next chapter.

References
1-Bharat Natyashastra
2-Steve Tillis, 1999, Rethinking Folk Drama
3-Roger Abrahams, 1972, Folk Dramas in Folklore and Folk life
4-Tekla Domotor , Folk drama as defined in Folklore and Theatrical Research
5-Kathyrn Hansen, 1991, Grounds for Play: The Nautanki Theater of North India
6-Devi Lal Samar, Lokdharmi Pradarshankari Kalayen
7-Dr Shiv Prasad Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 1-12
8-Dr Shiva Nand Nautiyal, Garhwal ke Loknritya geet
9-Jeremy Montagu, 2007, Origins and Development of Musical Instruments
10-Gayle Kassing, 2007, History of Dance: An Interactive Arts Approach
11- Bhishma Kukreti, 2013, Garhwali Lok Natkon ke Mukhya Tatva va Charitra, Shailvani, Kotdwara
12- Bhishma Kukreti, 2007, Garhwali lok swangun ma rasa ar Bhav , Chithipatri
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Notes on Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Malla Dhangu Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Gangasalan Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Lansdowne Tehsil Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Uttarkashi Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Dehradun ,Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Chamoli Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Rudraprayag Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Pauri Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Tehri Garhwal; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Haridwar; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Garhwal, Himalaya; Rapture of Love by Separation in Garhwali, South Asian Folk Dramas from Garhwal, North India;

Bhishma Kukreti · September 12, 2014, 07:11:30 AM

समाचार टीव्यूं कव्वारोळि युद्ध

बक्की , बाकि लगंदेर : भीष्म कुकरेती

धृतराष्ट्रन संजय तैं पूछ तीन सितम्वर से 11 सितमबर 2014 तक तू जम्मू कश्मीर मा बाढ़ कु लाइव दृश्य दिखाणु , सुणानु छे। बाढ़ विभीषिका का समाचार सुणि सुणिक म्यार कन्दुड़ुम बयळ ह्वे गए। कुछ हौर समाचार नि छन या भविष्य का समाचार सुणै सकदि क्या ?

संजय - महाराज ! भविष्य का समाचार सुणिक तुमर कंदुड़ुन्द गरम तेल कु डा पोड़ जान। बड़ा ही भयानक समाचार टीवीयूँ युद्ध हूण वाळ च।

धृतराष्ट्र - बाढ़ का दुखी खबरों से तो निजात मिल जाली। अब मैसे बाढ़ निर्मित भयानक दुःख की खबर नि सुण्यान्द। तू बाक बोल।

संजय - सम्राटूँ सम्राट ! मि दिखणु छौं कि भोळ ना आजि से समाचार टीवी वाळुंम चुनावी युद्ध से बि भयंकर युद्ध छिड़ गे। जम्मू कश्मीर की आड़ मा हरेक टीवी मालिक अपण सम्पादकुं से दुगण -तिगुण टीआरपी की मांग करणा छन। भोळ सबि टीवी वाळ कश्मीर चिंता छोड़िक टीआरपी बढ़ाणो वास्ता युद्धस्तर पर काम पर लग जाल।

धृतराष्ट्र - भविष्यवक्ता बक्की संजय ! कुछ टीव्यूं क्लिपिंग दिखा या सुणा !

संजय - महाराज ! 'ब्याळि तक ' टीवी स्टूडियो मा नेसनल कॉन्फ्रेंस अर पीपल पार्टी का नुमाइन्दा अयाँ छन। बहस इथगा गरम हुणि च कि सियाचिन की बरफ पिगळिक हैंक बाढ़ पैदा ह्वे गे।

पीपल पार्टी का नुमाइन्दा -जब कश्मीर मा बाढ़ का तांडव हूणु छौ त तुमारा मंत्री कख मुर्यां छा ?

नेसनल कॉन्फ्रेंस पार्टी का नुमाइन्दा (पीपल्स प्रतीक नुमाइन्दा तै लत्यान्द )- साला अफु त तुमर नेता सियाँ छा अर हमर नेताओं कुण मोर्यां छा बुलणु छौ।

पीपल पार्टी का नुमाइन्दा नेसनल कॉन्फ्रेंस का नेता तैं मुठक्यांद - अहमक ! हमर नेताओं तैं सियाँ नेता बुलणु छे ! ले अब बतांदु मि कि हम कन सींदा !

ऐंकर - माफ़ी चांदु कुछ हिंसक घटनाऊँ कारण मि थोड़ा देरौ कुण अद्धा घंटा कु एक कॉमर्शियल ब्रेक लीणु छौं अर फिर दस मिनटौ भाजपा अर कॉंग्रेस पार्टी का घमासान युद्ध द्याखो फिर अद्धा घंटा का कॉमर्शियल ब्रेक का बाद पीपल्स पार्टी अर नेसनल पार्टी मध्य हाथापाई दिखण नि बिसरेन।

धृतराष्ट्र - संजय ! जरा अंग्रेजी चैनेल 'टाइम्स व्हेन ' की प्राइम टाइम बहस दिखादि।

संजय - इख त जिकुड़ी जळाण वाळ बहस चलणि च। ल्या द्याखो !

हुर्रियत कॉन्फ्रेंस का प्रतिनिधि - हिन्दुस्तान सरकार और हिन्दुस्तानी आवाम की गलतियों से जम्मू कश्मीर मा बाढ़ आयि अर पाकिस्तान मा हमर इथगा भाई मारे गेन। यूएनओ तैं हिंदवी सरकार से पुछण चयेंद कि यूंन पाकिस्तान का इथगा नुक्सान किलै कार ?

समाजवादी पार्टी का प्रवक्ता - हमारे नेता जी का भी यही बोलना है कि पाकिस्तान में इतने मुसलमान मरे , इतने मुसलमानो का नुक्सान हुवा उसके लिए नरेंद्र मोदी सरकार क्या कर रही है ?

बजरंग दाल का नुमाइन्दा त्रिशूल दिखैक - ज्यादा चपर चपर करिल्या तो देख ल्या मि तुमर क्या हाल करदु धौं !

हुर्रियत प्रवक्ता - ऐ अपण त्रिशूल अफुम रख. मीम बि मेड इन पाकिस्तान कट्टा च। दिखाऊं ?

'टाइम्स व्हेन ' का ऐंकर - चूँकि बहस हिंसात्मक हूण वाळ च तो हम अब डिबेट नंबर टू शुरू करणा छंवां।

धृतराष्ट्र - संजय जम्मू -कश्मीर बाढ़ पर बहस की क्लिपिंग दिखाण बंद कर।

संजय - महाराज किलै ?

धृतराष्ट्र - भात पकी ग्यायि कि ना का वास्ता द्वी इ चौंळ दिखे जांदन ना कि सर्या फुल्टी। मतबल साफ़ च कि यी राजनीतिज्ञ जम्मू कश्मीर की बाढ़ से अधिक अपण राजनैतिक चकबंदी वास्ता चिंतित छन। बाढ़ युंकुण अपण राजनैतिक छवि चमकाणो महज एक माध्यम च।

संजय - जी महाराज बाढ़ या सूखा, भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञों कुण राजनीति करणो सुनहरा अवसर हूंद।

धृतराष्ट्र - दुर्योधन -युधिस्ठिर की गलतियों से बि यी नि सिखणा छन कि जब भाई -भाई लड़दन तो अभेद्य साम्राज्य बि ख़तम ह्वे जांद।

संजय - ना महाराज ! स्वार्थ की बाढ़ से , अफखवा गर्मी से , निष्ठुरता की ठंड से भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञ कान से बैरा , आँख से काणा , स्पर्श से संवेदनहीन ह्वे गेन।

धृतराष्ट्र - अरे हाँ ! दूरदर्शन का का क्या हाल छन ?

संजय - महारज ! ये समय दूरदर्शन मा भयंकर गर्मी और उसके कारण सूखे से निपटने लिए सरकार की सदावहार नीतियों पर चर्चा हूणि च।

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 12 /9/ 2014
*लेख में घटनाएँ , स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख की कथाएँ , चरित्र व्यंग्य रचने हेतु सर्वथा काल्पनिक है

Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language, Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language , Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language , North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language , Ridicule in Garhwali Language , Mockery in Garhwali Language, Send-up in Garhwali Language, Disdain in Garhwali Language, Hilarity in Garhwali Language, Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language; Garhwali Humor in Garhwali Language from Pauri Garhwal; Himalayan Satire in Garhwali Language from Rudraprayag Garhwal; Uttarakhandi Wit in Garhwali Language from Chamoli Garhwal; North Indian Spoof in Garhwali Language from Tehri Garhwal; , Regional Language Lampoon in Garhwali Language from Uttarkashi Garhwal; Ridicule in Garhwali Language from Bhabhar Garhwal; Mockery in Garhwali Language from Lansdowne Garhwal; Hilarity in Garhwali Language from Kotdwara Garhwal; Cheerfulness in Garhwali Language from Haridwar;
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Bhishma Kukreti · September 12, 2014, 10:11:49 AM

History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal

History of Last United Garhwal King Pradyuman Shah part- 6
History of Garhwal including Haridwar (1223- 1804 AD) –part -180
History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -428

By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Research Student)
Harsh Dev Joshi was not interested in protecting his motherland but was always busy in conspiracies for getting his supremacy and always deceived his motherland Kumaon.
He became the darling of Nepal governors too. Harsh dev Joshi inspired Gorkha/Nepalis for capturing Garhwal Kingdom too. In Almora, Harsh Dev Joshi offered many secrets of Garhwal Kingdom to Gorkhas/Nepalis.
However, there was no Garhwali betrayal to support Nepalis /Gorkhas for deceiving their motherland as Harsh Dev Joshi. Nepalis/Gorkhas were aware the hurdles of winning for Garhwal. Nepalis/Gorkhas were aware that local Garhwali chieftains would resist the Nepali/Gorkha attacks on Garhwal. Before attacking Garhwal Kingdom, Gorkhas/Nepali had gone for hard planning.

Roads for Attacking on Garhwal by Gorkha/Nepali Forces
In past, Kumaon Kings used two roads for attacking on Garhwal. One road was used from Almora via Havalbagh, Dwarhat, Mahargaon, to Chaukhtiya at Ram Ganga Rvier Bank. The army used to cross Ram Ganga River and used to reach Mehalchauri, Gairsain to Chandpuri (Garhwal). Garhwal Kings used to have army in Lohabagarhi (6231 feet height)for ressting or failing the attack from Kumaon.
Another road from Kumaon was via Bageshwar, Baijnath to Pindar valley. The road of Pindar valley reached to Simali via Tharali, Narayanbagad. From Simali, the road used to reach Shrinagar via Karnprayag, Rudraprayag, Khankra. Garhwal King used to have army at Badhangarh (8124 Feet Height) . Third road was to Nayar Valley of Garhwal via Almora, Bhikhyasain, Deghat and regions of Garhwal- Deghat, Gujadugadh, Devlikhal. Garhwal army was always there in Gujadugadhi (6000 Feet Height). Garhwal King was worried about Nepal rule over Kumaon and was concerned for protecting East Border of Garhwal. Garhwal King sent messages to his army governors at east pots for being highly careful about activities of Gorkha/Nepali armies.

Gorkha planned for attacking on Garhwal from three sides. Nepali/Gorkha governor divided his army into three divisions. Nepali/Gorkha sent its army from three roads going to west of Garhwal. No doubt, those army divisions were not big in numbers but Garhwal Kingdom was forced to spread its limited force on large areas. Nepali/Gorkha attacked not from east but from South of Garhwal.

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti Mumbai, India, bckukreti@gmail.com 12/9/2014
History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued... Part -429
(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)
History of Garhwal from 1223-1804 to be continued in next chapter ....
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Notes on South Asian Modern Period History of Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Pauri Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Chamoli Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Rudraprayag Garhwal; South Asian Modern History of Tehri Garhwal; Modern History of Uttarkashi Garhwal; South Asian Modern Period History of Dehradun, Garhwal; Modern History of Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Manglaur, Haridwar; South Asian Modern Period History of Rurkee Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Bahadarpur Haridwar ; South Asian Modern Period History of Haridwar district to be continued
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Historical notes on History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Pauri Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Rudraprayag Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Chamoli Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Tehri Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Uttarkashi Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Dehradun Garhwal History; History of Preparation of Gorkhas/Nepalis for Attacking on Garhwal in context Haridwar Garhwal History;