• Welcome to MeraPahad Community Of Uttarakhand Lovers.
 

Articles By Bhisma Kukreti - श्री भीष्म कुकरेती जी के लेख

Started by एम.एस. मेहता /M S Mehta 9910532720, July 26, 2009, 12:54:53 PM

Bhishma Kukreti

Arjun Singh Gusain was Conscious about Editorial responsibilities -9
(Contribution of Hilans for Kumauni-Garhwali Literature promotion -9)

                           Bhishma Kukreti

   Arjun Singh Gusain used to meet this author at least once a month. He used to talk with this author about his jobs as editor of Hilans a regional magazine. By his talk and by reading 'Hilans', it may be said that Arjun Singh Gusain used to manage his magazine editorial job perfectly in the following areas-
1-As a regional magazine editor, Arjun Singh Gusain understood that his one editorial responsibility is to call articles from various writers 
2-Arjun Singh was aware that editor's responsibility is to oversee layout, appearance and content of Hilans.
3-Gusain perfectly followed his editorial responsibilities in the area of selecting articles and write ups suitable to standard of Hilans magazine
4-Arjun Singh Gusain was conscious about proof reading as important aspect of editorial responsibility of a community magazine editor.
5- Arjun Singh Gusain was fully aware that one of the editorial responsibilities of a community magazine editor is to post the magazine in time. 
*** Contribution of Hilans for Kumauni-Garhwali Literature promotion -9***
                                         Hilans January 1985
Nayo Sal is a fine Garhwali poem by 'Kankal' about criticizing those are creating problems
Nai sal is Garhwali poem by Mohan Lal Dhoundiyal about good wishes.
Khwajer- is satirical Garhwali poem by Raghuveer singh Rawat 'Aya;
Thail dada: is aGarhwali story by Lokesh Keshwan
                         Hilans February 1985
Ran singh Bajai de a Garhwali poem by famous Uttarakhandi singer Chandra Singh Rahi is an inspirational poem
Galadar daji is a Garhwali story by Balendu Badola about daily acts by a crooked person
The Hindi article 'Foolkandi  ke sugnadhit ful  ' by Prabha Dabral analysis of  Garhwali poetry collection 'Ful Knadi' by Yogendra Puri
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 5/9/2012

Bhishma Kukreti

Kash parda Ni Khuldu: a Social Satire in Garhwali Language 
(Critical review of Parashar Gaur – 12)
(Critical review of Garhwali Satirical Prose – 27)
                                  Bhishma Kukreti
[Notes on social satire in regional languages; social satire in Garhwali language; social satire in Uttarakhandi languages; social satire in Mid Himalayan regional languages; social satire in Himalayan regional languages; social satire in North Indian regional languages; social satire in Indian regional languages; social satire in SAARC Countries regional languages; social satire in South Asian regional languages; social satire in Asian regional languages]

               Parashar gaur wrote many social satirical articles.  'Kash parda Ni Khuldu' is one of his social satires (10/9/2009). There is dispute between director and deputy direction of Garhwali drama organization. The dispute comes in open at the time of staging of the drama. Director challenges to deputy director and deputy director threatens to establish a new Drama organization in the same theme. Parashar could successfully follow the line of social satire that a social satire is a part of literature that criticizes the social flaws and follies with sarcastic manner or wit.


References-
1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Garhwali Sahity ma Hasy Vyngy, Kaunli Kiran, Jankapuri, Delhi for social satire in Garhwali one of  oldest Indian regional language .
2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007, Garhwali Gady Parampara Delhi for reference of social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.
3- Dhad, Garh Aina, Paraj , Hilans publications. Delhi for reference of social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language. 
4- Merpahad .com and e-Uttarakhand Patrika for social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.
5- Ghati ke Garjate Swar , Dehradun Delhi , for reference  of  social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.

6- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012, Merapahad etc, Harish Juyal k Garhwali Vyngy Delhi for reference  of  social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language. 
7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Puran pant Pathik k vyngy Delhi (and for reference of social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.
8- Puran Pant Pathik, 2012, Introductory Notes on satires in 'Kablat' a satirical essay collection book by Bhishma Kukreti and for reference of social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.
9- Virendra Panwar 2012, 'Been' (Critical review of Various Satirical books in Garhwali) and for reference of social satire in Garhwali one of oldest Indian regional language.

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 5/9/2012
Notes on social satire in regional languages; social satire in Garhwali language; social satire in Uttarakhandi languages; social satire in Mid Himalayan regional languages; social satire in Himalayan regional languages; social satire in North Indian regional languages; social satire in Indian regional languages; social satire in SAARC Countries regional languages; social satire in South Asian regional languages; social satire in Asian regional languages to be continued..

Bhishma Kukreti

*******गढ़वाली कविता ******जीति कि चुनौ******

                  कवि-डॉ नरेन्द्र गौनियाल

पैलि त खुटों मा सिवा
कनि लगान्दा छा
हाथ ज्वड़ी-ज्वड़ी कि कनि
छवीं लगान्दा छा
काकी-बोडी,दिदा-भुला
इनी बुलांदा छा
अब क्य ह्वै
जु देखिकी बि
बौगा मारंदा
बौग सारंदा

सुणदा नि छिन
बुलै बुलेकी
द्यखदा नि छन
आन्द जांद
जीति कि चुनौ
किलै
गंडगंडा हुयाँ छन
किलै
करकरा हुयां छन
किलै
गरगरा हुयाँ छन
किलै
चळचल़ा हुयाँ छन
किलै
खळखल़ा हुयाँ छन.

       डॉ नरेन्द्र गौनियाल..सर्वाधिकार सुरक्षित .narendragauniyal@gmail.com

Bhishma Kukreti

Stories by Great Story Writers of Modern Garhwali Literature series -95
                  Jogeshur ji KO tax: A Satirical Garhwali story
(Critical Review of Garhwali Stories written by Bhishma Kukreti -2)
Let Us Celebrate Hundredth Year of Modern Garhwali   Stories written by great story writers!
                        Review by Bhishma Kukreti 
[Notes on Great story writers; Great Garhwali story writers; Great Uttarakhandi language story writers; Great story writers of Mid Himalayan regional languages; Great story writers of Himalayan regional languages; Great story writers of North Indian regional languages; Great story writers of Indian regional languages; Great story writers of Indian sub continent regional languages; Great story writers of SAARC Countries regional languages; Great story writers of South Asian regional languages; Great story writers of Asian regional languages]

  Jogeshur ji ko Tax (Hilans, December, 1986) is a mini story written by Bhishma Kukreti one of the great story writers of Garhwali language. The story attacks on taxation policies of the state.  Dr Anil Dabral states that Kukreti is an expert in telling his views in focused manner. Dr. Dabral further explains that expression of Bhishma Kukreti is elegant. Dr Dabral appreciates Kukreti that his each phrase is important for the story.
References-
1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Gad Myateki Ganga (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007 Garhwali Gady Parampara (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
3-Bhagwati Prasad Nautiyal, articles on Durga Prasad Ghildiyal l in Chitthi Patri (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers
4-Dr. Nand Kishor Dhoundiyal, Garhwal Ki Divangat Vibhutiyan (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
5-Notes of Prem Lal Bhatt on the Stories of Durga Prasad Ghildiyal (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
6- Gaytri Bwe, 1985 Gadh Bharati Sanstha, Delhi, (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Garhwali Katha Sansar, Sankalp, Delhi (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
8- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Kathaon ki Katha, Worldwide mini short Story writers review Series, Review for stories by Great Garhwali Story writers in Shailvani weekly, Kotdwara, Garhwal,
9- Stories of 'Katha Kumud', Garhwali Prakashan, janankpuri, Delhi (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
10-Mini short stories by Chinmay Sayar in Shailvani, Hilans Kotdwara for knowing about storytelling techniques in modern Garhwali stories and for stories by Great Garhwali Story writers
11-Mini short stories by Puran Pant Pathik for stories by Great Garhwali Story writers and knowing about storytelling techniques in modern Garhwali stories
12- Mini short Stories by Bhishma Kukreti in internet medium (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
13- Minis and Short stories by Dr. Narendra Gauniyal on Internet medium (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
14-21st issue of Chitthi magazine, Dehradun for knowing about or stories by Great Garhwali Story writers
15- Garhwali Stories in Bugyal magazine, Noida, UP (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
16- Bhishma Kukreti, 2011, Adhunik Garhwali Katha Sansar in various Internet sites (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)



Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 6/9/2012
Notes on Great story writers; Great Garhwali story writers; Great Uttarakhandi language story writers; Great story writers of Mid Himalayan regional languages; Great story writers of Himalayan regional languages; Great story writers of North Indian regional languages; Great story writers of Indian regional languages; Great story writers of Indian sub continent regional languages; Great story writers of SAARC Countries regional languages; Great story writers of South Asian regional languages; Great story writers of Asian regional languages
Let Us Celebrate Hundredth Year of Modern Garhwali   Stories written by Great story writers
Stories by Great Story Writers of Modern Garhwali Literature series – to be continued..

Additional notes on Great American Story writers listed by ZachS-
Edgar Allen Poe is great American story writer famous for his stories and invention of detective genre.
Great Story writer of America- F. Scott Fitzgerald is famous for his coining word Jazz age.
Great Story writer of America –John Updike published more than 150 short stories and is winner of many literature awards.
Great Story writer of America –O. Henry is famous for wit and twist in the tale at the end.
Great Story writer of America –J.D Salinger is famous for his novel 'Catcher in the Rye'.
Great Story writer of America –Stephen King is famous for his 8 story collections, 17 novels.
Great Story writer of America –Ray Bradbury is famous for science fiction.
Great Story writer of America – Isaac Asimov is famous for his publishing volumes of 515 books
Great Story writer of America –Washington Irving is famous for his various genres
Great Story writer of America –Chuck Palahniuk is famous for his long story ending into novel.

Bhishma Kukreti

गढ़वाली हास्य व्यंग्य साहित्य

चबोड़  इ चबोड़ मा, हौंस इ हौंस मा



            अमेरिकी पत्रकार डा. मनमोहन सिंग से किलै खिज्यां छन



                          भीष्म कुकरेती

  अच्काल साफ  लगणु च बल  अमेरिकी पत्रकार अर सम्पादक डा. मनमोहन सिंह से खिज्यां छन, पित्यां छन, परेशान छन, दुखी छन. इन लगणु च बल यि भारत का बड़ा दगड्या, भारत का बड़ा हितैसी अमेरिकी पत्रकार, भारत कु फायदा दिखण वळ अमेरिकी पत्रकार डा. मनमोहन सिंह की भारत मा आशा  क हिसाब से  विकास नि हूण से निरस्यां  छन . द्याखो ना यि भारत प्रेमी अमेरिकी पत्रकार कथगा गुस्सा छन बल भारत की जनता अबि बि विकास को उथगा मजा नी ले सकणि च जथगा या भारत के जनता हकदार च. तबी त यि भारत प्रेमी अमेरिकी पत्रकार भारत मा आशानुरूप  विकास नि होण पर अपण  समाचार पत्रुं  अर पत्रिकाओं मा डा. मनमोहन सिंह पर भगार लगाणा छन, मनमोहन सिंह तै गुंगो  , अकर्मण्य साबित करणा छन . अर पैल या इ कौम डा. मनमोहन सिंग का बड़ा मंगद  मंगद नि थकदि छे  . पन अब टाइम, इकोनोमिक्स अर वाशिंगटन पोस्ट जन पत्र पत्रिका डा. मन मोहन सिंह की काट करणा छन

            बात बि सै च भै अब द्याखो ना उख अमेरिका मा बिचारा वालमार्ट जन बड़ा बड़ा मौल वळा परेसान छन कि अमेरिकी अर्थ व्यवस्था सुदारणो बान भारत मा रिटेल मा फोरेन इन्वेस्टमेंट खुला ह्वाओ त भारत तै लूटे जाओ . अमेरिकी पत्रकार डा. मनमोहन सिंह से इलै नाराज छन कि अबि तलक डा. मनमोहन सिंह भारत का प्रधान मंत्री ह्वेक बि अमेरिकी खुरदरा  ब्यापारियों तै लुटणो मौका नि मिलणु च.   जब बि क्वी देस अमेरिकी आर्थिक स्वार्थ पूरक नीति नि लान्दो अमेरिकी पत्रकार हमेशा ही वे देस कि छाँछ छोल्दन,  , वै देस की नेतृत्व की मट्टी  पलीत करदन . दिख्यांद त इन च कि यी अमेरिकी पत्रकार बड़ा ही जणगरा छन पण असलियत या च कि यूँ तै ज्ञान गून, खोज, अन्वेषण  से कुछ लीण दीण नी च  यूंक त एकी खबत च कि कै बि तरां से हौरी देस अमेरिकी आर्थिक दसा मा सुधार लावन अर भड मा जाओ यूँ देसूं असली आर्थिक दसा . जब तलक अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पुरू होंद तब तलक बडै कारो अर अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूरो नि ह्वाओ त वै देस कि ऐसी तैसी कारो.अमेरिकी पत्रकारुं म  एकी काम च कि  वै देस क नेता क छवि इथगा खराब कारो  कि वू देस अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति क बान अमेरिका क गुलाम ह्व़े जाओ. अब यि पत्रकार मनमोहन सिंह की इथगा बेज्जती करणा छन त यूँ तै सत्यता या भारत मा भ्रष्ट तन्त्र कि इथगा रैणि नि पोड़ी बल्कण मा एकी दुःख च कि भारत तै  लुटणो मौका उथगा नि     मिलणु च बकै अफ्रीकी देसूं या एशियाई देसु मा मिल्दो.

  जब इ स्वार्थी अमेरिकी पत्रकार इराकी अधिनायक सदाम की अधिनायकवादी कामुं  काट करदन त यांको अर्थ यो नि होंद की या अमेरिकी पत्रकार कौम अधिनायकवाद कु विरुद्ध च बल्कण मा असली अर्थ होंद कि सदाम अब अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति मा एक बड़ो गौळ च  .

यि बुलणो  मानव हितैसी अमेरिकी पत्रकार नरेंद्र मोदी क मानव अधिकार विरोधी  कथा लगाण मा नि थकदन पन बेशर्मी कि हद त या च कि कम्बोडिया , ईराक, जन जगा मा जु मानव हत्या अमेरिका न करी वांकी बात यि बिसरी गेन. अपण पूठ पर लग्युं गू त यूँ अमेरिकी  पत्रकारूं  तै नि दिख्यांद पण दुसरो गू खूब दिखेंद.

जब यि अमेरिकी पत्रकार इन लिखदन कि अलण अफ्रीकी देस मा अब आर्थिक स्तिथि ठीक हूण वाळ च त यांको साफ साफ अर्थ हूंद कि अब यू देस अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति लैक ह्व़े ग्याई.

जब यि अमेरिकी पत्रकार लिखदन कि फलण अफ्रीकी देस मा आर्थिक स्तिथि ठीक नी च त यांको यू अर्थ हूंद कि यू फलण देस अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति मा अड़न्गा लगाणु च.

जब तलक बिन लादेन अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति क पुर्जा बण्यु राई तब तलक यूँ अमेरिकी पत्रकारूं कुणि  बिन लादेन से बढिया  धार्मिक मनिख क्वी नि छौ पण  जनि बिन लादेन न अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति छ्वाड यूँ पत्रकारूं  कुण बिन लादेन एक भयंकर  रागस ह्व़े ग्याई .

  यि अमेरिकी पत्रकार बुरु मनणा छन, चिरड्या  छन  कि अबि तलक हमारो सम्बन्ध  इरान क दगड मधुर किलै छन  अर चाणा छन कि हम  इरान दगड कुट्टी  किलै नि करणा छंवां अर  हमारो इरान से जमानो से समंध च त क्या हम ये सम्बन्ध तै इनी सुदि अमेरिकी धौंस से डौरिक तोड़ी द्यूंवां क्या?  हम इरान क सम्बन्ध का बारा मा अमेरिकी धौंस मा नि आणा छंवां त तताकथित निष्पक्ष अमेरिकी पत्रकार हमारो प्रधान मंत्री क छीछ्लेदारी करणा छन. यूँ अमेरकी पत्रकारूं  तै मिर्च लगीं च कि हम अमेरिकी धौंसबाजी से अबि नि डरणा छंवां अर फिर यि हमारि छवि खराब करणा छन.

  यि अमेरिकी पत्रकार हम से इलै चिरड्या छन कि न्यूक्लियर पावर मा हम रूस की किलै मदद लिंदा अर अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूरक न्यूक्लियर नीति तै किलै नि माणदवां बस यि तताकथित ग्यानी अर अन्वेषक अमेरिकी  पत्रकार हमारो प्रधान मंत्री पर भगार लगाणा छन.   

इनी कथगा इ बात छन जु हम हिन्दुस्तानी अमेरिकी जाळ म नि फसण चाँदवां अर याँ से यि अमेरिकी स्वार्थ पूर्ति  का अग्ल्यारि अमेरिकी पत्रकार  हमारि प्रधान मंत्री क नाम से भारत कि छवि खराब करणा छन अर हम पर एक दबाब लाण चाणा छन कि हम अमेरिका तै अपण सै गुसै  मानवां .

  यूँ अमेरिकी पत्रकारूं तै समजण  चएंद  कि  हम भारतीय भितर अपण आपस मा कथगा बि लड़ी ल्योला पण आज हम समजी गेवां कि जब हमारि इज्जत अर सार्भौमिकता पर क्वी  भैर वाळ ख़चांग लगालु त हम भारतीय एक ह्वेक वैको जबाब इनी द्योला जन ईंट कु जबाब पत्थर से दिए जांद .

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 6/9/2012


Bhishma Kukreti

Critical Review of Satire by Top Garhwali Satirists -28
Critical Review of satire written by one of the top Satirists Bhishma Kukreti in Garhwali -19

                                            Bhishma Kukreti
[Notes on satire by top satirists, Garhwali language satire by top satirists, Uttarakhandi language satire by top satirists, Mid Himalayan regional language satire by top satirists, North Indian regional language satire by top satirists, Indian regional language satire by top satirists, Indian subcontinent regional language satire by top satirists, south Asian regional language satire by top satirists, Asian  regional language satire by top satirists]

      From the angle of numbers of satire published, Bhishma Kukreti, Parashar gaur, N.Kathait, Tribhuvan Uniyal, Puran Pant, Harish Juyal, Prakash Dhashmana are top satirists of Garhwali satire prose. Kukreti is also top most Garhwali cartoonist.
           Review of satire written by one of top Satirists Bhishma Kukreti in Garhwali -19
                                                                             
         San teen hajar ma Ghadyal(Garh Aina 4/4/1990) - This write up states about guessing of new technical changes and Top Satirists of Garhwali Bhishma Kukreti foresees that ritual performances    as Ghadyal would be performed through video conferencing.   Garhwali's top satirist Kukreti   humorously depicts that the village uncle would require money for new agricultural appliances and the migrated nephew would  make excuses as he has to buy 'aero cars'  for his children to visit mars, moon and other planets .
Sarkari jua (Garh Aina 2/5/1990) – One of the top most satirists of Garhwali Kukreti lambasts on the lottery system run by state government and he compares state run lotteries with the gambling between Pandvas and Kauravas (sponsored gambling) . Humorously and satirically one of the top satirists Bhishma suggests that such lottery system should be run by each village council of India to improve revenues.


References-
1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Garhwali Sahity ma Hasy Vyngy, Kaunli Kiran, Jankapuri, Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists)
2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007, Garhwali Gady Parampara Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists)
3- Dhad, Garh Aina, Paraj , Hilans publications. Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists)
4- Merpahad .com and e-Uttarakhand Patrika (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists)
5- Ghati ke Garjate Swar , Dehradun Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by  top Satirists)
6- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012, Merapahad etc, Harish Juyal k Garhwali Vyngy Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists) 
7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Puran pant Pathik k vyngy Delhi (Garhwali Satirical literature by top Satirists)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 6/9/2012

Notes on satire by top satirists, Garhwali language satire by top satirists, Uttarakhandi language satire by top satirists, Mid Himalayan regional language satire by top satirists, North Indian regional language satire by top satirists, Indian regional language satire by top satirists, Indian subcontinent regional language satire by top satirists, south Asian regional language satire by top satirists, Asian  regional language satire by top satirists to be continued ..

Additional list of Canadian top satirists
Samantha Bee is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for 'The daily show with Jon Stewart'.
Geoff Burner is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for his songs, and political humor.
Lynn Coady is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for novels and anthologies.
Claude-Henri is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for novel
Rick Mercer is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for political satire in television show.
Jay Pinkerton is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for humorous literature.
Mark Rayner is one of the Canadian top satirists famous for satire, humor, and speculative fiction.
Chip Zdarsky is one of the Canadian top satirists famous as comic book artist and journalist

Bhishma Kukreti

Summi: A Story about Human Tragedies of Capitalism
(Critical Study of Garhwali Fiction – 67)
           Let Us Celebrate Hundredth Year of Modern Garhwali   Stories

                                             Bhishma Kukreti
[Notes on stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Garhwali stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Uttarakhandi stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Mid Himalayan stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Himalayan stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; North Indian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Indian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Asian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism]

             If capitalism provide raise in standard of living the capitalism has inherent tragedies too. The biggest flaw in capitalism is minority ruling majority. Capitalism makes rich richer and poor poorer. In capitalism, another tragedy is that the facilities are decided as per need by riches and not by need of common men. One of the remarkable tragedy is that in democratic capitalism the democratic system serve riches and not poor. The competition among capitalists and their great greed create various tragedies as money and material become more important than basic human emotions. Since, all researches are aimed and are influenced by materialism the capitalism provide the results those suit to materialistic world and the biggest tragedy is that human spirituality  is set far behind. 
  There is fiction literature available about tragedies of capitalism in all languages and countries.
                                     Summi story by Kaintura

           Summi (Hilans, October, 1988) story is by Jabar Singh Kaintura one of the notable story writers in Garhwali Language. Jabar singh Kaintura is successful in showing the tragedy of capitalism to lessen the human relationship.  The husband goes to city in search of job and leaves Summi alone. Summi expires and he is unable to show his pain for her death as he has to work for getting food for evening. Jabar Singh easily depicts the pain of separation and tragedy of capitalism in this story.

References-
1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Gad Myateki Ganga (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007 Garhwali Gady Parampara (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
3-Bhagwati Prasad Nautiyal, articles on Durga Prasad Ghildiyal l in Chitthi Patri(For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
4-Dr. Nand Kishor Dhoundiyal, Garhwal Ki Divangat Vibhutiyan, (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
5-Notes of Prem Lal Bhatt on the Stories of Durga Prasad Ghildiyal (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
6- Gaytri Bwe, 1985 Gadh Bharati Sanstha, Delhi, (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Garhwali Katha Sansar, Sankalp, Delhi (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
8- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Kathaon ki Katha, Notes on Worldwide short  stories  in Shailvani weekly, Kotdwara, Garhwal, (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
9- Stories of 'Katha Kumud', Garhwali Prakashan, janankpuri, Delhi (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
10-Mini short stories by Chinmay Sayar in Shailvani, Hilans Kotdwara for knowing about storytelling techniques in modern Garhwali stories
11-Mini short stories by Puran Pant Pathik (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
12- Mini short Stories by Bhishma Kukreti in internet medium (For stories by Great Garhwali Story writers)
13- Minis and Short stories by Dr. Narendra Gauniyal on Internet medium (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
14-21st issue of Chitthi magazine, Dehradun (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
15- Garhwali Stories in Bugyal magazine, Noida, UP (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
16- Bhishma Kukreti, 2011, Adhunik Garhwali Katha Sansar in various Internet sites (For stories about Tragedies of Capitalism)
Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 7/9/2012
Notes on stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Garhwali stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Uttarakhandi stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Mid Himalayan stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Himalayan stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; North Indian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Indian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism; Asian stories about Human Tragedies of Capitalism to be continued...

Let Us Celebrate Hundredth Year of Modern Garhwali   Stories

Bhishma Kukreti

गढ़वाली हास्य व्यंग्य साहित्य

चबोड़  इ चबोड़ मा, हौंस इ हौंस मा



                                    कौन बनेगा करोडपति ?



                                    चबोड्या- भीष्म कुकरेती



             अमिताभ बच्चन अर जु बि 'कौन बनेगा करोडपति' प्रोग्रैम का कारोबारी  छन सब फोकट की बात करणा छन. अब बथाओ जनता तै सिखाणा छन बल ज्ञान से इ सब कुछ होंद. अर फिर करोडपति बणाणो बान यि लोग कथगा मेनत करवांदन , एस.एम्.एस कारो फिर फोन पर इ चिपक्याँ राओ अर फिर सवालूं जबाब द्याओ तब जैक ' 'कौन बनेगा करोडपति' वळ तुम तै बुलाला फिर वी सवाल जबाब अर फिर  लाखों क्या करोड़ों मांगन एक कवी करोडपति बौणल. कैन करणाइ  इथगा मेनत. मीन त नि करणाइ इथगा मेनत .

                ज्ञान कि बात च त मै तै अब ज्ञान ह्व़े ग्याई कि मी तै करोडपति बणणो बान अमिताब बच्चन कि क्वी जरोरात इ नी च . अमिताब बच्चन से मिलण इ ह्वाओ त मी करोडपति बणणो बाद मीलि जौलु  !

  अर म्यार दिमाग खराब हुयुं च जु मी अमिताभ बच्चन क प्रोग्रैम मा जौं अर इथगा खटकरम कुरु अर फिर ..

    अब अमिताभ बच्चन ज्ञान कि बात करणा छन त म्यरो ज्ञान बुल्दो कि करोडपति बणणो बान क्वी हौरी  विशिष्ठ  व्यक्तियुं या दिवतौं पूजा जादा फैदामन्द च बनिस्पत ये बेकार कु प्रोग्रैम मा भाग लीणो कु.

             अरे मै तै करोडपति बणणो गुर इ सिखण त मि सन १९५१ कु मुदगल केस, सां १९५७-५८ कु मुंदडा डील या मालवीय -सिरजा उद्दीन  केस कि फाइल नि पढ़लु जु मै बथाला कि कनै बगैर कुछ कर्याँ कन कैक करोड़ पति बणे सक्यांद     

  अब जब मी तै करोडपति इ बणण ह्वाओ त मि पंजाब का मुख्यमंत्री भग्यान प्रताप सिंह कैरो कि आत्मकथा नि बंचलु . जैन भारत्वास्युं तै सिखाई कि कन कैक सौंग ब्युंत से करोडपति बणे जांद अर कैरों क ब्यूंत इथगा अस्कारी छन कि  जवाहर लाल नेहरु सरीखा नेता बि कैरों क कुछ नि करी सकदा छ्या. त मि तै बौळया कुकरन काट्यु च कि अमिताभ बच्चन कि सला मानु अर मेनत का बल पर करोडपति बौणु. जब भग्यान कैरों हम तै सौंग रस्ता ब तै गेन त मि त वै रस्ता पर चललु कि ना जु करोडपति बणणो बान भौति सौंग ह्वाऊ ?

   अर उन करोडपति बणणो कुछ कुछ  टुटब्याग मि भग्यान बीजू पटनायक क जीवनी  से बि सीखि ल्योलु. 

  मेखुण त जवाहर लाल नेहरु भगवान् छन जौन यूँ कोंग्रेसी भ्रष्टाचार का पुजार्युं तै माफ़ कार अर अब मीमा यूंक जीवनी च जां से मि बि सरल तरीकों से करोडपति बणणो गुर सीखी  सकुद.  जै हो पंडित जवाहर लाल जी की!  तुम यूँ तै माफ नि करदा छा त में सरीखा मनिख मा करोड़ पति बणणो इच्छा कन कैक पैदा होंदी. नेहरु जी आप धन्य छन.

     मि त इंदिरा गांधी जी क बड़ो भगत छौं . रोज देवी लक्ष्मी अर इंदिरा गांधी की मि पूजा दगड़ी करदु. अब नागरवाला केस को इतिहास पढ़न से  मै तै बड़ो जोश आन्द की कन टुटब्यागुं अर दैवीय प्रदत्त  कुकर्मो से  क्वी बि करोड़पति बौण सकदु. हे भष्ट तरीकों की पोषक देवी इंदिरा जी  त्वे तै सत सत प्रणाम .

  अर उ बोफोर्स  रण भूत  कि पूजा बि आप  अर मै तै करोड़ पति बणै सकदी त क्या जरोरत च पसीना बगाण से . 

  मि त  भग्यान नर सिम्हा  राव की बि पूजा रोज  दिन मा करूद  अर बाबा नर सिम्हा  राव क प्रतीक चिन्ह  'सूटकेस' तै मा  सरस्वती  हंस जन समजदो. सूटकेस अर नर सिम्हा राव जी  मै तै हर घड़ी  याद दिलान्दन की दुनिया मा मेनत से पैसा नि कमाण चएंद पन लम्पट गिरी इ पैसा कमाणो  सबसे उत्तम पथ च. फिर मि नर सिम्हा राव क नौन्यालुं करतबों तै रोज याद करदु की ईं दुनिया  मा जब बि बाबु बड़ो असरदार र ओहदा मा बैठो ना कि अरबों रूप्या कमाणो छंद अपणो  आप ऐ जांद..  मौनी बाबा नर सिम्हा राव अर ऊंका प्रतीक चिन्ह सूटकेस तै रोज दिन मा सुमरिण करण से आदिम मा  करोड़ पति बणणो सुगम रीति अफिक ऐ जान्दन. मौनी बाबा  नर सिम्हा क दगड दाड़ी वळ दिवता शिबू सरीन, स्टौक  मार्केट कु दिवता हर्षद मेहता अर हौरी किकबैक दिवतौं क सुमरिण जरूरी होन्दन त मि यूँ कि बि पूजा करदु.

   भारत मा अब तेतीस करोड़ किकबैक देवी दिवता ह्व़े गेन .यूँ दिवतौं मा जौर्ज  फर्नाडीज, लैला कबीर, जया जेटली,  बंगारू लक्ष्मण , जया ललिता. करुणा निधि क नौनि-नौन्याळ, यदुरप्पा, अशोक चौहाण, ए.राजा, कलमाड़ी, आदि आदि मुख्य दिवता माने जान्दन .   अर अब मि जगवाळ मा छौं कि कोयला खदानों अर हैड्रो इलेक्ट्रिक को बांधों से बि हजारों किकबैकी दिवता अवतरित हूण वाळ छन. मि त यूँ किकबैकी दिवतौं क फोटो कि पूजा रोज करदु. . 

  चूंकि इथगा करोड़ो दिवतौं पूजा करण  मै  सरीखा आम मनिखो कुण कठण च त कपिल सिब्बल अर अरुण जेटली क बुल्युं पर चलणु छौं .कपिल सिब्बल अर अरुण जेटली क आज्ञानुसार मि अच्काल करोडपति बणणो बान हर मैना औंसी (आमाव्स्य) क रात बरा बजि 'असत्य नारायण दिवता' क  पूजा करदु. कुतर्क  शाश्त्र का प्रखर आचार्य  कपिल सिब्बल अर कुतर्क शाश्त्र का महा विज्ञानी  अरुण जेटली क आख्यानो से पता चौल कि 'मैना मा एक दिन 'असत्य नारायण ' कि पूजा कारो त सभी किकबैकी दिवतों की पूजा अफिक ह्व़े जांदी. 'असत्य नारायण पूजा' का प्रसिद्ध व्याखाकर / टिपणीकार  मनीष तिवारी अर रवि शंकर प्रसाद सिंग न बि यो इ बताई कि जो बि भेंट आप 'असत्य नारायण ' क ठौ मा धारो वा त भेंट अफिक तेतीस करोड़ किकबैकी दिवतौं मा पौंछि  जांद.

  त मि अमिताभ बच्चन जी से गुजारिस करणु छौं कि मि त अब  असत्य नारायण भगवान कु भक्त बणि ग्यों त आप मेरो भरवस नि रैन कि मि आपक प्रोग्रैम मा भाग ल्यूं.

जै असत्य नारायण की ! जौं कि  भक्ति  मै तै अफिक करोड़ पति बणालि .



Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti  7/9/2012 

Bhishma Kukreti

Arjun Singh Gusain accelerated Uttarakhand Movement through 'Hilans'

Contribution of 'Hilans' Magazine in Promoting Kumauni and Garhwali Literature -10
Let us remember Arjun Singh Gusain for his Contribution for Promoting Kumauni-Garhwali Literature
                                          Bhishma Kukreti
There is no doubt that Arjun Singh Gusain the editor and publisher of Hilans accelerated the separate Uttarakhand movement
His contribution is immense in promoting Kumauni and Garhwali literature
                  Hilans March 1985
Mai himalay bolnu Chhaun – Bhagwati Prasad Nautiyal wrote this Garhwali poem.
Kumauni Lok geeton me nari- Ramesh Chandr Singh Bisht provides six Kumauni folk songs depicting different status of Kumauni women.
Satpoli ka Dak Bangla- Is Garhwali story by kali Prasad Ghildiyal
Gazal- Raje Sing Negi provides fine example of Garhwali Ghazals.
                        Hilans April 1985
Har Har gange- har har gnage is an inspirational Garhwali story by Dr. Mahaveer Prasad Gairola
Hasiya- Hasiya is a satirical Garhwali poem by Vinod Uniyal
Veer Kavy madho Singh Bhadari – Prabha Dabral provides in Hindi, reviews the long Garhwali poetry Veer Kavy madho Singh Bhadari by Bhola Datt Devrani
Ath Shri Uttarakhandam darshanam_ is asatirical Garhwali poem by Netra Singh Aswal

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti 7/9/2012
Let us remember Arjun Singh Gusain for his Contribution for Promoting Kumauni-Garhwali Literature

Bhishma Kukreti

Review of Garhwali Satirical Literature by Parashar Gaur -13
Critical, Historical review of Garhwali Satirical Literature- 29

                                Bhishma Kukreti

[Notes on satirical literature; Garhwali satirical literature; Uttarakhandi satirical literature; Mid Himalayan satirical literature; Himalayan satirical literature; north Indian satirical literature; Indian satirical literature; South Asian satirical literature; Asian satirical literature]
   There was satirical poetries in Garhwali around seventies when Kanhaiya Lal Dandriyal, Lalit Keshwan, Puran Pant Pathik, Vinod Uniyal, Netra Singh Aswal entered into Garhwali poetic world. In Garhwali satirical prose literature, less was written in this genre till Bhishma Kukreti (around 1985/86) entered into Garhwali satirical prose literature. Today, international standard satirical literature creative in Garhwali prose as Bhishma Kukreti, Parashar Gaur, Puran Pant 'Pathik, Narendra Kathait, Harish Juyal, P Dhashmana, Tribhuvan Uniyal etc are writing satirical literature regularly.
  Parashar gaur is one of the signatures in Garhwali satirical literature of prose and poetry fields.
           Review of Garhwali Satirical Literature by Parashar gaur -13
Bagat Bagtai Bat (13/9/2009)- This satire is based on old saying that when you see God you should pluck your eyes and become blind that you don't see anything after seeing God. The writing style of this satirical prose literature is humorous.
Ek Sau At ki Gnti (19/9/2009) – the satire attacks on a couple of personalities together

References-
1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Garhwali Sahity ma Hasy Vyngy, Kaunli Kiran, Jankapuri, Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007, Garhwali Gady Parampara, Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
3- Dhad, Garh Aina, Paraj , Hilans publications. Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
4- Merpahad .com and e-Uttarakhand Patrika (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
5- Ghati ke Garjate Swar , Dehradun Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
6- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012, Merapahad etc, Harish Juyal k Garhwali Vyngy Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)

7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Puran pant Pathik k vyngy Delhi (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
8- Puran Pant Pathik, 2012, Introductory Notes on satires in 'Kablat' a satirical essay collection book by Bhishma Kukreti (For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages)
9- Virendra Panwar 2012, 'Been' , refrence book for Critical review of Various Satirical books in Garhwali and For Satirical literature of Garhwali language that is one of oldest Indian regional languages 

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 7/9/2012
Notes on satirical literature; Garhwali satirical literature; Uttarakhandi satirical literature; Mid Himalayan satirical literature; Himalayan satirical literature; north Indian satirical literature; Indian satirical literature; South Asian satirical literature; Asian satirical literature to be continued...